Phil Mitchell

Be honest, you went to see Alisha in a tight pair of shorts with our badge on it. Phil

We don’t have a striker on our books good enough to play in a two let alone one his own. But surely two shit strikers is better than basically none when playing one up top. Phil

I do dodgy. And I’m the teacher. Phil

Needed a thesaurus for that, usually it’s “ it don’t ****ing matter”. Phil.

Irregardless of who comes in next, this stubborn brand of sidewards and backwards football it’s almost as safe as Rudkin’s employment at the club. Topkin will hire a manager that plays this way, we aren’t going to see improvements overnight with a new appointment until this fetish with Brendanball is over. This isn’t Brendan’s team anymore, this isn’t his club to manage anymore, his essence is still very much present and it’s not just holding us back, it’s rapidly tightening the noose. What ticks me off the most is that Top is never actually around to watch the system he so desperately demands we play. We just have to digest it week after week. It’s boring, it’s stale, it’s slow and the whole league has our number. We will get relegated if we don’t change. Phil.

You just know the little worm will hire someone that plays possession ball. The pep fetish still full of life. Phil

Vesty and Winks would have me back behind bars after a week. Phil

Or accounts. Phil

Shop window. Gagging to go back. Phil

If anyone claps this off, you have my blessing to lamp them. Phil

Only remembered we were playing at half 9 with about 10 to go, too busy playing fifa having a pop at kids doing me with rainbow flicks. New hobby. Phil

I expect more from my club. Phil

One less money hungry tart to bother the Mitchell world. Phil

Saturday nights entertainment to some. Phil

We don’t do clean sheets like me and kat/shirley/sharon don’t so need at least 2 goals here. Phil

Ward Thomas Faes Fofana Chilwell Wise Winks Lingard Kane Kermit Perez Phil.

Very close source told me he’s been training on his own at Seagrave. Phil

Do they fancy writing off the loans and acquiring the club instead? Phil

Top bought the other 15k. Phil

Send a striker back to his parent club before we have another in the door. Antonio gets injured prior to signing. Very Leicestery. Phil