Phil Mitchell

Top bought the other 15k. Phil

Send a striker back to his parent club before we have another in the door. Antonio gets injured prior to signing. Very Leicestery. Phil

Joelinton 87 unbreakables, game changer. Phil

Won 2/2 el sackico’s now. First Manning now Mason. Diamonds are made under pressure. Phil

Just needs to be more physical and make himself available more, other than that, pretty shit. Phil

You couldn’t lace Kat’s leopard boots. Phil

That this is end end for top, there’s nowhere to run. Phil

Rather have a half empty ground each week without Top’s troopers. Phil

Mitchell’s don’t have to do anything for anyone. Phil

In terms of football on display, we’ve seen far worse in terms of technical ability but when it comes to passion and effort? Snakes belly levels. I can get behind your Ryan mcgiverns and Josh lows if they’re busting a bollock at least, this lot just don’t care full stop. Try so hard to stay interested but on and off the pitch they really keep testing the shit out of me. Phil

I’d get the socks. Clean the dipstick on the motors. Phil

Corker. Phil

AI. Trust me. Phil

Telly “broke” after the fourth. Phil

And my pissed face doesn’t follow it. Phil

What the 03/04 season for Chelsea? Good finish, wouldn’t call it outrageous personally. Phil