Phil Mitchell

Game 2. Phil

See, you not going because you can’t be arsed with it is how it should be for everyone, who in their right frame of mind would want to voluntarily go watch that shit, or have to refrain themselves from going. Nutters. Phil

He can’t stand top and Rudkin, zero chance. Phil

Still over 28000 at the game last night for a Tuesday evening and didn’t hear or see one protest. Pathetic. Too many people happy to attend because they’ve got nothing else to do with their time, not bothered about what they pay to see, it’s just their little routine on a saturday, even the clapping, “it’s what I’ve always done” “get behind the team” **** off and grow a pair you geriatric robots. Phil

This is more of a challenge. Phil

I will wear an extra leather jacket each game until Patson scores. Game one last night. Phil

Apart from Sharon and Billy? Phil

Wank. Phil

You’d need Top in the stadium to notice a boycott in the first place. Phil

Give me the team KP inherited over this side all day long. We’re actually worse off than we were when they bought us, if you add the inevitable -9 into the mix from their persistent **** ups, we’re in the relegation zone. We’re a lower half championship side with bank loans and no parachute/tv rights money anymore, at least we were somewhat financially stable with Milan. Accomplishments are irrelevant, we wouldn’t be here if Vichai was still alive. So don’t come at me with the be grateful for them bollocks, because this wouldn’t have happened under his watch, simple as that. If you thought 2004-2009 was bad, you just wait and see what Top serves up before he’s done here. Phil

Stopped supporting the club itself a while ago, rebranding the kit with bc game was the final straw. Just started focusing on the 11 on the pitch, now I’m checked out there too after today. Not sure where I go now. Back to the bottle probably. Phil

Defo didnt just see stephy ****ing yawning then. Phil

Keep him in for his own good. Phil

I’ve been shot, sectioned, nearly sunk in the Thames, left for dead in the arches and smothered with a pillow by Ben. Where’s my movie premiere eh. Phil

Patson dressed as a footballer, bit early for Halloween. Phil

When I walk down walford market, I see grafters, ducking and diving to sell every apple, every knitted cardigan, every phone charger, real masters of their craft. I see more passion from our Billy and he’s got **** all going for him, but he gets up and puts his coat on every morning and believes in that stall. I support a football club not a chess club. P

We aren’t what we used to be and quite a few on here still need that reality check. The bloke paid half a million to be here, give him the time of day to sort this mess out. He’s earnt his chance to have a go. End of chat. Phil

Not worth my time and energy that codger. Phil

Kelly Clarkson’s new tune sounds a bit shit. Phil

Shoved about by 69kg, mums ashes could have got goalside. Phil