Phil Mitchell

**** off Stevie Cooper 🎶

Why are there still 3 centre halves on the pitch?

James Justin, worst RB to ever play at the club.

Wilf, leave the game before it leaves you mate.

Justin left behind, ****ing liability.

A bit of Dutch courage, I'll drink to that!

Knew it was a sketchy appointment ever since his unveiling when we were a mere "pleased" to announce him.

Completely forgot about him

Did consider him but he'd get pelted in 5 a sides, don't need wingers on them pitches either

15 points to make your team up, Goalkeepers: Schmeichel - 5 points Keller - 4 points Hermansen - 3 points Walker - 2 points Ward - 1 point Defenders: Morgan - 5 points Walsh - 4 points Elliott - 3 points Huth - 2 points Faes - 1 point Midfielders: Kante - 5 points Izzet - 4 points King - 3 points Lennon - 2 points Winks - 1 point Forwards: Vardy - 5 points Lineker - 4 points Claridge - 3 points Fryatt - 2 points Daka - 1 point

We're out of the bottom three, he's achieving his target. Don't know what folk are expecting really.

The mouth hardly moved.

6 shots on target, 4 goals conceded, Polo hands is well and truly back ladies and gents.

As an MK resident, I can assure you there are plenty

More atmosphere during the last post.

Why is Alfie Haaland on the committee?

Statue of him mouth signalling the letter F, build it.

We almost got Todorov from Charlton when mandaric first come on the scene, he was Bulgarian mind

Robert Koren?

Svetoslav Todorov springs to mind for some peculiar reason