Phil Mitchell

Pisstake. Phil

Can someone re-create the Don’t Go Martin signs but replace go with hire. Phil

If it’s the running badge, then that’s one step closer to my proposal. How this isn’t censored as adult material, I’ll never know Phil.

5 weeks. 🔇 Phil

Celtic fans giving kasper pelters this season too, nice touch. Phil

If Kat walked upstairs in just this, she’d be walking funny for weeks. Phil

Been a busy week negotiating but pleased with this, Rudkin pushing for a damage waiver for his motor when his windscreen keeps getting put through but wasn’t budging. Phil

The day Sharon flies. Phil

Russell Martin I won’t back from day one, literally the one name I didn’t ****ing want. Phil.

Schlupp, come home prince. Phil

Old bill were after me, Iran. Phil

I’d take Red Bull Leicester over No Balls Leicester any day of the week. Phil

Still can’t really get my head around what’s happened over the last few years, I made this account purely to try and help get through it and help others as well. Obviously I want us to win every game despite this account’s purpose, behind the mask I’ve been a fan for 30+ years. Its a whole different feeling to 07/08, I’m 18 years older and wiser (Shirl disagrees) so its not as life changing, still going to work 9-5, still got kids to look after and still got a house to run whereas back then I was a young lad at school that only lived for football and it meant more. I jump all over the losses and bad times but deep down I want us doing well and winning. It stings today but I’ll be back in August providing the goods. Phil

Sorted it. She wasn’t bouncing around when she walked through the front door last night let me tell you. Phil

Round his neck too low. Phil

Sam’s a wrongun. Phil

**** full time I’ll get my shoes on now. Phil

Where. Phil

GIF already made earlier, absolute belter. Watch them win this just to piss me off. Phil