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The ultimate journey with King is yet to come he will return to manage us in 10-15 years time.

I thought Johnson was a RB that could fill in at CB.

Step forward Darnell Johnson your time has come

A little NCAA and EPL for the night.

40 mins until the Emirates Melbourne Cup of 2017 good luck if ya having a punt on it the euro invanders llok good this year to nick it https://www.racenet.com.au/melbourne-cup/field

And to top it off .......

And Winx does it again for her 3rd Cox Plate I hope some of you international globe trotting punters lobed a few coins her way or dropped her as a banker into a multi or 2

Horse racing .........Spring carnival in Melbourne atm 2 weeks away from the biggest race in the country the race that stops a nation so if you love horse racing start checking out Australian form guides as there are some big races coming up http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-25/winx-chasing-kingston-town-and-racing-history-at-the-cox-plate/9077750 You won't find (fingers crossed) a easier winner than Winx well worth youtubing some of her races or you can wait and see her in the flesh as connections are talking of taking her on world tour starting in the Japan Cup then raiding Europes big races currently ranked 2nd best horse in the world http://racing.hkjc.com/racing/english/international-racing/world-rankings/world50-ranking.aspx some plonker has dropped 100k on her to win this weekend at the $1.15 odds

Cox Plate over here in Melbourne Australia this weekend so if you are looking for an easy kill to add to your multis or just a banker to roll into take Winx to win the Cox Plate it will be her 3rd year in a row winning it and her 22nd straight win current odds $1.15 on Aus totes but she might blow out to $1.20 nothing great but its better than bank interest!!

The numbers are total BS as the industry dont keep track of the numbers its a guess but it doesnt take into account numbers retired at trainers property or given back to owners given away on gumtree GAP Greyhound rescue and other rehoming places I've got 2 that will not make it to track and as i wont use gap to rehome they are considered wasteage by AA as there is no offical tracking of them once i log onto GRV and retire these 2 they are counted towards wasteage figures Live baiting is not wide spread (10-20%) again another guess interestingly though the trainers i know that did it were big time trainers trying to keep an edge over the hobby trainers most smarter trainers stopped using places like Tooradin and other trialing tracks as its a pointless exercise whats the point of trialing a dog on a backyard track that the dog will never run on and is alot more likely to get injured running on Animals Australia also have an open policy of misreporting numbers and not just when it comes to greyhounds!! RSPCA kill domestic cats and dogs at alarming rates yet nothing is said about that Animals Australia actually have a policy where they are aiming at having NO animal kept as a pet at all ever period!! The industry is well under way to reform in other states Victoria alone has seen a drop in breeding in the last 12 months by 25% I dont agree at all with the complete ban but then i do have a vested interest in it but BUT i am totally for reforms and much much harsher penalties to trainers handlers owners that do the wrong thing prison would be to good for the pond scum that ive seen/read about doing the wrong thing You think greyhounds are bad try spending some time on a farm ....

Thankfully the morons doing it have been caught out i hope they clean the sport right up now I am a hobby trainer and have never done anything even remotely like this nor would i ever nor have i ever put one down even coped $1000 vet bill to care for a sick greyhound who now lives at my parents place bad eggs ruin it for everyone and sadly these bad eggs are very high up in the industry infact Paul Anderton was doing the speaking tour of tracks last year talking about all thing s animal welfare in the sport bloody glad i never attended now hope they all go to jail AFTER they pay back every cent they have won (unrealistic) or at least monies won from time all this filming began!! I have self edited out the stronger choice words id prefer to use describing these flogs!!

I know what ya saying in some ways a certain Mr.Jason Akermanis was right just as per norm for him shocking timing!! The most moving part for me was when Sam his wife was walking to the hearse looked over at the crowd choking back tears waved and blew a couple kisses to the waiting crowd

Jim Stynes Funeral

Stunned by this R.I.P Gary Speed

A friend of mine just started his own business. He manufactures land mines that look like Muslim prayer mats. He's doing very well. He says prophets are going through the roof

Sweet that means another DVD to add to my collection

Little Liam Gill Couldn't sit still Jumped on a train roof Just to get a thrill His two mates shouted "Come down now" But little Liam shouted "I don't know how" "Look just above you, Grab that rope" Up jumped Liam Didn't stand a hope The two little scouse lads Then had a scare There was Liam Flying through the air Swinging and dangling On the end of a wire There hung Liam With his arse on fire The moral of the story The lesson to be learnt Don't break the law And you won't get burnt.

Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex ? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch ! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for !?!" Tarzan replied, " Just checking for squirrel..."

Easy wake up feeling shit not bother to go down to TAB then sit and watch the horse you tipped to win the fudging cup get up paying $46 for the win $14.50 the place then work out 50 each way is little over 3 grand

Pretty much spot on Bogan Chav Redneck Hick Hillbilly Povs all very much alike on second thoughts chavs might be a slightly higher form of life as they can afford hats and bling last time i checked a deck of smokes under sleeve of shirt/wife beater was not true blingage

Q. Two bogans jump off a cliff. Who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a bogan chick use as protection during sex? A. Bus shelter. Q. What do you call a 30 year old bogan girl? A. Granny. Q. Why did the bogan cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever. Q. What do you call a bogan girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. What's the first question during a bogan quiz night? A. What you looking at? Q. Two bogans in a car without any music - who is driving? A. The policeman. Q. What's the difference between a bogan boy and a bogan girl? A. The bogan girl has a higher sperm count.

The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last evening. Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was Caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming... WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed. WIFE: - - silence - - HUSBAND: F**k A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The copper said, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"