urban.spaceman

“He’s playing the game at walking pace isn’t he, Jordan Ayew?”

Can you share your research pls?

I am ****ing desperate for them to go down.

(Somehow)

WE DIDN'T LOSE

What a surprise

We haven't conceded a second goal yet, that's pretty positive.

Rowett's put in a transfer request.

Hadn't even found a bloody link to watch it yet.

Thank you Jesus

3-0 to Stoke it is then.

Confirmed

Good. Never liked it in that part of the country. Hope they move it to Northumberland where it's out of the way.

But he might fix our hearts.

@moore_94 GO TO PRESS

We’re Harchester United on acid.

The footballing contract and everything is all done, they're just sorting out peripheral details now like where they're going to build the first team's kennels for when they have to bring their dogs and how soon Rowett's backroom staff can have their initials embroidered on their Seagrave Spa robes.

Cheers. Gandalf's crying. Nice one.

Apparently he's failed his medical

Does anyone know of any luxury spas nearby that he could recuperate in for a while?