urban.spaceman

Fair competition etc.

Won't believe it until Fabrizio tweets it word for word.

Happens to the best of us mate. Happens to the best of us.

Down with this sort of thing

Which begs the question, when is the next fallow year for Glastonbury. Technically the last one was 2018 so but then we missed 2 becuase of the pandemic, so I wonder if they'll extend it for another couple of eyars...

Confirmed on their socials they're not playing Glastonbury or any other festivals.

Official club sponsor. Love. It.

Knowing Rudkin it’s an actual ****ing pyramid scheme.

OK I'm actually desperate for this to become his song now.

Apologies for the reflective post. Does anyone fancy writing a 4000 word essay about my project for me?

Crawled out of this wreckage 15 years ago today: Crashed it at 70mph into some donkeys stood in the middle of the road in the middle of the Kalahari, 60km from the nearest town, went offroad, then rolled it a few times before settling in a cloud of dust 150 metres away. There's been a lot of times over the years when I wondered if surviving was worth it. It should have killed me and quite often I'd wished it had. Currently putting the final touches on my project for my deadline next week. I'm hoping that the 20th anniversary of that crash will see me in a much, much better place in my life, and that's what I've been working towards the last year or so.

Apologies for making a joke you didn't like or understand.

Mind your own business

Part of me hopes we do.

holy shit he listened!

THREE NIL UP WITH 20 MINUTES LEFT NOW GIVE ALVES AND POPOV SOME ****ING MINUTES

Disagree. Wait until at least the 87th minute then put them in the wrong position.

Should have stuck with the acid

No I meant actual acid

Anyone got a stream? Don't worry if not cos I have some acid I can rub into my eyes as a substitute.

10% is surely too low? This is Rudkin we’re talking about.