urban.spaceman

How the **** is that plan 20 years old? How?

She's taunting us

It's either that or the laptop

Can we go back to the days where you had to queue up physically with other people, paid the same price as the person who'd be sitting next to you, and get a physical ticket you can keep as a souvenir? Dynamic pricing is absolutely disgraceful.

Nothing beats a good fire. I've got the house to myself for a week in mid September and I'm planning to burn absolutely everything. Absolutely cannot wait. Glad you're doing better!

Eleven months later and I've just handed in my final project and associated literature. 101 page screenplay - 23,000 words 7-8000 words of rewrites 3500 word short screenplay with my highest ever academic mark And 15,000 or so words of supporting materials 60 trips back and forth to Goldsmiths in New Cross in London 11 months 2 emergency laptop repairs 20% student discount at the pub Many new friends made (and a nemesis) New opportunities created And a shitload of new ideas. I am officially done. Thank you to everyone on here who supported me through this. I honestly couldn't have done this a couple of years ago. I'm still in the process of turning my life around from the bombshell it's been but the future I want is becoming a lot more clearer and possible. I'm going to spend the next few days in bed.

Buy Nelson Mandela Park and build it there. It would look ****ing epic next to the prison and there's no way anyone could install a zip line from the stadium to help prisoners escape.

In case anyone wants cheering up: Marvellous.

Awful. Absolutely awful. RIP

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These were the sorts of people who drove by kids lining up outside a bookshop at midnight to get the last Harry Potter then shouted out "SNAPE DIES ON PAGE 304. HARRY DIES PAGE 568"

For what it's worth I don't think we've played too horrendously. Cooper's team selection seems designed for containment first then attacking intensity in the second half. The refusal to play Ricardo is baffling and detrimental to the team. BDCR over Mavididi in the first two games is equally baffling. But there's certainly some fight there and the players seem up for it. But I can't foresee where the next win is coming from if we set up like this. I agree with others that this can be a bit like an echo chamber but people need to realise why that is - it's not because people just don't like Cooper, it's because this club is in serious existential danger if we don't stay up this season. Cooper needs to pull his finger out or it will get seriously toxic by the end of September.

The horses reading this:

Dyche?

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Fixed on @Finnegan's behalf

He was onside!

THAT's a penalty at Anfield.

Spent an hour in the queue, got from 420,000th or so down to one, then went through... The loading circle spun for a minute then "SERVICE UNAVAILABLE" popped up. Then a dialogue box popped up saying "our bad. Something went wrong. Let's start over". Then it says my session has expired due to inactivity, despite me being in the queue. Tried to log in, it tells me my session has been suspended due to suspicious activity. What an absolute shitshow.

Better than I hoped.

Maybe Rudkin decided to try and do a Ted Lasso thing and hire the worst possible manager in the hope he'd surprise everyone with his charm and actually end up being quite good. Except it turns out Ted Lasso is a fictional TV show and Steve Cooper is actually just shit.

That's a penalty at Anfield.