urban.spaceman

Fake news media. That's not a cultish affectation. That's just bandages from the lobotomy required to get in the front door.

It doesn’t actually say we’re making the offer. I’d happily take him back if they were paying us £30m.

No cycling.

I love how we’ve managed to wind up ABBA

I just know that a Mrs Sue Ventus somewhere is deeply confused.

The first England manager I remember was El Tel. You look at all the managers that have come since - Hoddle, Keegan, Sven, McClaren, Capello, Hodgson - some might be remembered fondly while others are to be jeered at. But the overwhelming sense that comes to me now Southgate has resigned is just RESPECT. Might not always have been fun to watch, but two EURO finals and a World Cup semi-final is to absolutely be respected. I hope his successor can build on what he's achieved and take us that one step further. Thank you Gareth.

@Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo do your thing.

This is the best signing announcement the club have ever done. Ever.

Roma trying to sign Soule:

He lives in the ****ing future.

I feel like this is a compliment and an insult at the same time and I have no idea how to take it.

Should millions of people lose their human rights just because others believe they're not entitled to them? This is the Jeremy Corbyn/Hilary Clinton Problem. Stop putting up piss-poor candidates that you know for a fact most of the electorate either don't take seriously or utterly detest. Don't waste 4 years doing nothing when it's clear your current President is suffering cognitive decline. Have an actual plan in place that shows you are taking the electorate seriously and stop ****ing risking handing over power to people who have proven themselves to be a corrupt danger to national security.

The fact that I can't get a return train from Leicester to London in three days hence for cheaper than £50 even with a railcard is a ****ing disgrace.

Accepting the L in this case means handing power over to someone who has already proven is absolutely unsuited to it, as well as a compliant supreme court that has not only just gifted him impunity for when he breaks the law, has already removed women's reproductive rights and has shown thirst for removing other citizens rights too. That's before you even get to NATO and the global implications of giving him power again has.

“Yes it’s next the lettuce”

“Is the leftist agenda in the room with us right now Liz?”

The most interesting part of this analysis is that it suggests Donald Trump has a brain.

League Cup runner up. Third in a two horse race. Second in a one horse race. Champions League runner up. League Cup runner up. Euro 2020 runner up. German Super Cup runner up. Bundesliga runner up - at a club who had won 12 Bundesligas in a row!!! Euro 2024 runner up. The. Man. Is. Cursed.

It would wind up the "Scouse not English" twats no end.

He means Why we maximised their so spending on shirts.

At what point do we admit to ourselves that Harry Kane has had some sort of witch's curse on him?

"hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way..."

Starmer Out.