urban.spaceman

Yes, on a scale of CVNTs, two of the men responsible for the disgraceful state the UK is in now are definitely on a much higher level of cvnts than the guy who received the worst inheritance of any government ever and is trying to fix it with his hands tied behind his back.

Robert Jenprick his new mate Nigel. A rotten pair of utter cvnts.

... you'll never sing that

Borson on doesn’t have a ****ing clue what he’s talking about.

As if they're still going to want to pay £5-8m for him after having him on loan

Please tell me he’s at the end of his contract soon.

Yes. Twenty eight years ago.

Forest Away. With the added humiliation of having a fan run onto the pitch to assault one of their goalscorers.

The last time a non-league side knocked out the holders was in 1909. It was Palace themselves who beat Wolves.

World class shot from Hamza there

Give him a few years and he might do

Come on Patson, replicate that night in Moscow please.

HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE, YOU LET PATSON SCORE

Starting XI: 31. Asmir Begović 56. Olabade Aluko 23. Jannik Vestergaard 4. Ben Nelson 33. Luke Thomas 17. Hamza Choudhury (c) 22. Oliver Skipp 39. Silko Thomas 25. Louis Page 10. Stephy Mavididi 20. Patson Daka Substitutes: 13. Fran Vieites 21. Ricardo Pereira 5. Caleb Okoli 6. Jordan James 14. Bobby De Cordova-Reid 27. Wanya Marçal 28. Jeremy Monga 65. Jake Evans 9. Jordan Ayew

@Vlad the Fox here u go.

I'm sure there's an AI for that exact scenario.

****s sake, he's already done an interview with prepared questions from the club's in house media team from the atrium of his company's HQ in Bangkok two whole months ago, what more do people want?!??!?!

STOP NAMING YOUR KIDS AARON IF YOUR SURNAME IS RAMSAY **** ****S SAKE

Cos sometimes, when you beat a club 9-0, you have to humiliate them even further by taking all of their worst things. Wait.

Should still sack him tonight for a laugh.

That enthusiasm lasted about 36 hours. My employer cancelled a 48 respite shift at the last minute on Boxing Day and moved it to today. Now she's cancelled today at the last minute meaning I won't earn anything until February. Called her up to try and resolve it and now she's claiming we've reached the limit for respite hours this tax year which could mean I won't earn anything until MAY. Dealing with her and the direct payments company over the last 15 months has been psychological torture. Universal Credit are helping slightly but moving at a snails pace. This jobs market has always been difficult for me but now it just seems worse than ever. Honestly don't think I've ever started off a year feeling more angry, depressed or dehumanised. Rock ****ing bottom

Fair play

Maresca’s available.