urban.spaceman

Just tuned in to Penny Mordor's speech. What the actual **** is she on about?!?!

How did I miss this last week?

What's the highest quality photo people have got of Let Slip The Dogs of War' tifo? Would love a print.

Is it good/popular stuff?? Loathe fashion bollocks personally so have no idea

“Do or do not. There is no try”

Liverpool FC. The ****ing audacity of them complaining about sporting integrity for a piddling ****ing offside when they quite literally tried to change the rules of the competition TWICE, to benefit only themselves, and the second time, to bankrupt every other club, is ****ing ASTONISHING. ****ing VILE football club. C U N T S ! ! ! !

Tumultuous week! We lost my dad's oldest friend last december in quite a shocking way. They were best friends of 60+ years and had always promised each other, like 50 years ago, that they'd both be scattered on Kinder Scout and whoever snuffed it first would have to carry the other's ashes. We chose his birthday, which was last week, and because it would give me a chance to lose weight and get fit enough to climb the 300+m of Jacob's Ladder. So far this year I've lost 2st, which would have been more if i hadn't triggered a recurring Achilles injury. To cut a long story short, I made it to the base of Jacob's Ladder, but my Achilles was hurting so much that I knew I wouldn't be able to make it up there and back without being a major hindrance. So I had to sit brokenhearted for two hours in a really beautiful spot next to a stream. When they came down, his 3 sons (who through a mix up had already made the climb) had brought down with them a tiny tupperware pot. They'd decanted some of him for me to say goodbye personally. So I had a really wonderful private goodbye (to what was probably his dodgy hip ) after a very emotional day. So glad it's over as it's been a really tough loss that I don't think I'll get over soon. I've done really well with alcohol since May (after our relegation was confirmed) but I was always going to treat myself to a nice bottle of whisky, but the great thing is, it didn't give me what it used to give me. It didn't comfort me anymore. I don't need it anymore. I'm not going tee-total, because I love a social drink, but I won't be relying on it like I have been the last few years. My mate's helped me get into edibles which have genuinely helped me change things around. Cut to Wednesday when I had to travel down to London for the night to meet my fellow students and do Goldsmiths admin. This has been the cause of enormous stress the last few weeks with extreme anxiety over my ability, over whether this is the right thing, over the cost, over the practicalities, over meeting people, over pretty much everything. It went really well. I'm a bit rusty with hanging around with people again; COVID forced a bit of reclusivity on me and it's taken 3 years to actually get out of the Shire by myself. I had a great day on Thursday, and even bumped into my sister's London-based bestie at St Pancras which was the icing on the cake because he's such a wonderfully kind-hearted person whose presence just makes you feel better about everything. I'm in dodgy accommodation for the night in London ready to start my course formally tomorrow. For the first time in more than a decade I have some self confidence again, some self belief, some faith in my ability to do something really challenging because, without any hint of arrogance, I not only believe that I can do it but I also believe that I actually might be good at this thing. So this is it, I'm going for it. I'm going to ****ing smash it. "Our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them" - Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha

It’s beginning to sink in.

We’re not allowed to sing Beatles songs as Liverpool would get all upset and complain to the authorities and have us fined. Nice idea though.

Who’s voting for Enzo to go

We need to write to the PGMOL and get an apology.

I can see Blackburn getting back into this if we're not careful

The man is transformed. I love it.

Blackburn fans choosing the lesser known tactic of waiting until AFTER Vardy's scored to sing about his wife

Balls

He looks like if Dean Gaffney and Wellard mated.

I hope we win.

Absolutely horrifying. Serious head injury, possibly a neck break? Hard to tell watching that whether he actually collides with the onrushing Ajax player in white or his defender. He seems to lose consciousness immediately and the midfielder reacts very quickly. This could be a serious one.

The Scousers are whining that they just suffered the worst refereeing performance of all time which reminded me of Remi Harrell's horrendous shitshow against Atletico Madrid at Filbert Street... 26 years ago today.

Yes. Would have happened sooner if the authorities had actually held the "big six" clubs to account after the ESL