Brainy

Just want to see him holding up the glorious K BET jersey

K BET, won a tenner on there last night

Will be very us to deflect the signing of our new dodgy sponsor by getting our new manager to hold a shirt with it slapped on the middle of it

My dead dog has more Instagram followers than K BET

Gonna do my weekend accas on there now

Not true, Ross County have the same template

I actually quite like it, it will probably look better when we see a size that isn't XXXXL

My brother's dad works at Kbet, so that's false

I always wished we were sponsored by Bradford & Bingley

Bairstow could probably name one

The delay is because Top accidentally took Rudkin's phone charger back home to Thailand at the weekend instead of his own. Rudkin's phone is dead and has no way of contacting Marti to finalise the deal as he's still using a Nokia N96. That's what I've been told anyway, amateur behaviour if true

Would have been cool if they had tied, with the first innings scores being level as well. Wonder how many times, if ever, that's happened at any level

Shocking

Clearly getting cold feet. Sod him off and get some young English talent in like Wilder or Robbie Keane

What I hate about modern football. He's going to miss one game if that, why should they be thinking about signing anybody?

In the 2nd game of pre season, a game with 4 halves? Nah doesn't speak to me Do you often go and watch the youngsters in actual competitive games? The Seagrave pull fine, but so you just rock up at your seat and then leave or are you allowed to/shown around the facilities as a whole?

Don't understand why you'd want to go today at all, especially with the format. Was it free?

I can't believe how seriously some of you have taken that "football match". What were you expecting?

Miss the days when you only found out your team played a friendly the previous day by finding the result in the newspaper

Honestly most of you lot barf when we're linked to anybody over the age of 28, now suddenly someone who will turn 39 next season is our best bet of leading the line? Would be majorly embarrassing for our scouting department if he was re-signed and an admission that something is fundamentally wrong at this club (though we already knew that bit)

So what do you think he's capable of scoring next season, and then tell me with a straight face that it's not possible to find someone a hell of a lot younger and arguably cheaper who could do the same...

That 20/30k could go towards another player who is currently better than he is at the age of 38.

There are other strikers we could sign.... We should have signed his replacement years and years ago. Imagine now he finally leaves and we end up signing him back because we're short of strikers?

There are zero positives for him returning.