Brainy

So glad the camera panned to Shearer there

I am a regular at M&S as there is one a few mins drive from work, I buy the £3 outrageously chocolatey biscuit things. I can't stop

Cracking content on the TitsCam tonight

I thought Alan Pardew was on co comms until 5mins ago

Does Wymsey visit anyone else profile multiple times a week

Sounds good, certainly better value than the 113.6m we spunked on Michael Golding

Good luck, Justin James

I heard Angus Gunn joining was the tipping point for MGW choosing to extend his contract

I think it's clear this guy has no fans around here so when some people say he had a decent game (or half?) there must be something to it, therefore why are some people saying his performance was honking? Because it just comes across as tinted, will not give credit where credit is due etc etc. Honking must be 2, 3 at best on a scale of 10, if I go online for a match report with ratings what is a neutral reporter going to give him?

fancy writing all that and dodging the point entirely. apologies for being able to acknowledge that a player has been woeful for us but still hoping he plays well when he steps on the pitch for us!

Is this a bad thing? IF he suddenly pulled out 8/10 performances for the rest of the season would we say no??

It's not news and it's not sports, it's just sky sports football. Could be genuinely huge news from golf/cricket etc but that would be eclipsed by them quickly breaking away because the Man Utd squad have just started training ahead of their dead rubber Europa League game against Lech Poznan. Judging from the programme name they dedicated an hour on EFL fixture release day a few months ago, 12:01 strikes and before they give any fixture info away they start with breaking news of a transfer which has progressed... Not even been announced or whatever. Just something had progressed

Preston are one of those totally inoffensive clubs aren't they. They had a great start last time before tailing off, would happily see them in the PL

I get why people are negative however nothing about our transfer activity this summer, particularly the last two or three weeks suggests we're about to spunk 100k on wages for a player

I've read that before, it was shite

You and @DJW11 know each other then?

Impressive how you nail Ricardo Scimeca's name but butcher Alan Maybury's!

Surely the sarcastic wording on that banner is quite cleverly done and makes it hard to punish them?

Would be our first Calvin Stengs if true

Sure, but Crock, ugh, who Meh, ugh, kid Can't turn down 10m for a slightly better than meh Justin though

He's a nice lad

Brighton assessment is a bit harsh/inaccurate no? His last full season i seem to remember was an obvious improvement on all his other seasons, then had a really good start to the season he left and De Zerbi carried it on. If anything that would align to when he eventually had his own squad, nothing to do with inheriting what somebody else built. Bit early to write off WHU as well even if it doesn't yet seem that a summer of integrating his ways/style has done much for them

I swear Wolves just accumulate players out of nowhere that you've never heard of

I really like their graphics this season, gives championship manager vibes

I went to school with Abdul and he never struck me as the loyal type, JMO