Brainy

Got no choice but to take down the Bilal poster from my bedroom wall, cheers rat

James Jordan would be a top signing, certainly eases the pain of losing Justin James to Leeds

Nah we had Ulloa 11 years ago, but definitely the first Argentinian who's name starts with "Ca" we've had.

Can we stick to slagging him off for things he factually has or hasn't done rather than just making shit up to look trendy?

Would be our first Chabane (2006)

Can be said about all his posts tbh

I didn't follow too hard what was being said, something about sending Page out on loan when apparently it's not even possible? Shouldn't matter whether the guy cares or not, is it just objective then "you **** / you're talking absolute shite" but it's okay because it's true in that moderator's opinion...?

People who are obsessed with a particular celebrity. Particularly musicians.... Particularly Taylor Swift Genuinely nothing against her but I feel like it's impossible to like every single song your favourite singer makes... But there are definitely a shit load of people out there who will make you believe they do. Are they lying? Do they just force themselves to like songs that don't like deep down?

There's downright abuse in the last couple of pages in the twitter transfer thread but that's all fine apparently

Going solo to Rome end of next month for a few days. Can anyone recommend any decent vantage points to see the skyline or whatever else?

The only thing missing to cap this game off was some iconic, unscripted, poetically mesmerising Peter Drury commentary "it's Rio NHUHOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

The lad should be tucked up in bed right now FFS

So glad the camera panned to Shearer there

I am a regular at M&S as there is one a few mins drive from work, I buy the £3 outrageously chocolatey biscuit things. I can't stop

Cracking content on the TitsCam tonight

I thought Alan Pardew was on co comms until 5mins ago

Does Wymsey visit anyone else profile multiple times a week

Sounds good, certainly better value than the 113.6m we spunked on Michael Golding

Good luck, Justin James

I heard Angus Gunn joining was the tipping point for MGW choosing to extend his contract

I think it's clear this guy has no fans around here so when some people say he had a decent game (or half?) there must be something to it, therefore why are some people saying his performance was honking? Because it just comes across as tinted, will not give credit where credit is due etc etc. Honking must be 2, 3 at best on a scale of 10, if I go online for a match report with ratings what is a neutral reporter going to give him?

fancy writing all that and dodging the point entirely. apologies for being able to acknowledge that a player has been woeful for us but still hoping he plays well when he steps on the pitch for us!

Is this a bad thing? IF he suddenly pulled out 8/10 performances for the rest of the season would we say no??

It's not news and it's not sports, it's just sky sports football. Could be genuinely huge news from golf/cricket etc but that would be eclipsed by them quickly breaking away because the Man Utd squad have just started training ahead of their dead rubber Europa League game against Lech Poznan. Judging from the programme name they dedicated an hour on EFL fixture release day a few months ago, 12:01 strikes and before they give any fixture info away they start with breaking news of a transfer which has progressed... Not even been announced or whatever. Just something had progressed