Once got sent to a job in London lodging out. Got told to meet the others at the hotel early next morning
Arriving at the hotel (Premier Inn Barking FYI) I took a turn left too early and ended up in an empty Tesco car park. I drove under the barriers into the car park, and could see the hotel through the trees.
Did a sweeping big U turn and went under a different set of barriers to exit. The barriers must’ve been at a slightly different height to the ones I’d drove under initially and my roof rack gets snagged on them, almost pulling the barriers out their stanchions 🤣
I’ve jumped out in a blind panic, stood on the rear bumper to see the damage. Rear bumper falls off under my weight 😂
Ran back to the drivers door to call the others, and the van door handle came off in my hand 🤣🤣
You genuinely couldn’t write it.
Two of the lads turned up and the barrier arms were linked with about 6” of chain. One of the barriers had gone under my roof rack, and the other had gone over it
We had to cut the leg off the pipe rack, one lad hanging off the barrier that was under my rack and another stood on the roof pulling the other barrier up, whilst I drove forward.
Obviously Tesco staff started arriving at this point- it was probably about 7am
I work for a small firm and word had got round all the lads by approximately 0730.
Told my boss my door handle had come off, but didn’t say why. Told me to take it into the garage on the Friday. Asked the mechanic to whip the roof rack off and straighten out the huge dog leg in it
Thought I’d got away with it, until another blokes van broke down the same day mine was in for repair
He wasnt ITK as to what had happened that week, so essentially grassed my roof rack up to my bosses.
Nothing ever got said to me though
That was 2012, and I still work for them now
This probably won’t sound funny to anyone else, but I’m giggling over it as I type