Trav Le Bleu

Drivers who filmed M6 crash scene warned they 'will be dealt with' - BBC News https://share.google/lfc8RCIN3HbA5WDSr Particularly the guy driving a minibus full of kids.

Ayers.

I saw a trail of pies leading into Seagrave. Trying to lure Conrad Logan back?

We throw money at people who do jobs that have relatively little value (footballers spring to mind, other sports, TV personalites, film stars, models, even people who are famous for being famous); whilst we pay people who provide essential services and who graft much harder physically, relatively little. So wrong.

Oh, you'll love this... Man praised for Sheffield charity poster graffiti removal - BBC News https://share.google/K0h4L6ZI36tG0B709 What kind of jerk graffitis a charity ad?

All war is distasteful. But I get what you mean.

I agree. The fact remains that it's mainly done by immigrants because British people wouldn't entertain doing such work for the money paid.

I've heard he's an una caña la clara kind of guy.

So... a better one?

Should make it that all carers have to be born in the UK, see how long old people carry on moaning about immigrants. The thing about the 'immigration vite' is that for a sizable portion, they don't particularly differentiate between legal and illegal immigration.

Which flags should we fly, dammit! Very important!

How did I miss Jon's solution?

Attaboy, that's the spirit!

I know he's just been appointed, but shouldn't we keep the next manager thread open?

Keep Xavi Calm And Manage On

Picture our reveal announcement on Wednesday... A helicopter hovers over a plane flying over the Alps. A figure in jumpsuit, goggles and helmet an "I ❤️ Jon" sticker on it. Behind the figure sits Top, waving to camera, carefully trying not to knock his polo stick over, but with an official looking clipboard in his other hand. And at the controls, Susan Whelan, blonde hair flaring out and billowing from under her helmet. The figure leaps. The camera zooms in... He's not wearing a parachute! Extending his arms and legs, we notice for the first time he's actually wearing a wing-suit. He banks hard to the right and heads for the plane. It's his only hope! Cut to inside the plane. Daka is pouring champange over Wout Faes, but misses. The rest of the team, all in full kit, including studded boots, laugh. "Oh, Patson, you'll get there one day," says Ricky, patting him on the back, "I'm just concerned why we haven't got a manager yet." Suddenly there's a loud thump against the side of the plane. Cut to outside the plane. He's made it! But how can he get in? He tries the passenger door handle, but quite correctly it's locked whilst at this altitude. He hears commotion from inside, the camera pans to one of the windows where we can see Fatawu, Thomas and Justin peering through, terror in their eyes. Suddenly the plane dips and starts into a steep decent. 20,000, 18,000... the mountains loom close... 16,000, 14,000... the figure can be seen clinging on for his life... 13,000, 12,000... the plane is forced to bank into a valley to avoid crashing, the figure loses grip with one hand and flails wildly until the plane levels out at 5,000 ft. Suddenly the door opens. The altitude now allows it to and Mavadidi leans out, held securely by Stolarczyk and grabs the figure, pulling him inside. The door slams securely shut. Inside the plane there is mixture of relief and celebration. The figure is hugging each and everyone and then undies the chinstrap of their helmet. The helmet comes off. It's Marti Cifuentes! Everyone cheers! To the sound of celebrations the camera zooms out. It tracks along the fuselage to the cockpit and zooms in again. We see the pilot whose quick thinking saved the day. It's Jamie Vardy! He raises a can of Red Bull in salutation, his middle finger cheekily extend to grasp it. The plane banks and heads off into the sunset Fade to black.

I keep reading this thread as, "Follow us live on @FoxesDeb in 25/26". In fairness, she'd do a better job.

We need to be induced

You only need to see the number of "American reacts to British food/TV/manners/customs/shops/roads... etc" videos on YouTube to know this. And that's just one country.

LCFC isn't pregnant!

Reason for hope. Don't sign anyone, squad is better.

Has a club ever made no signing and got promoted? Possibly back in the past, 40+ years ago when squads were smaller and there was less transfer movement.

GB is like the US. England is New York State, Ireland is Hawaii, Scotland is Alaska and Wales is the deep south.

This is closer than the truth.

We've put out loads of buckets to catch the expected rain today. I've written down all their sizes and positions. That's right, I've made a bucket list.