Trav Le Bleu

Fake news

Congratulations... you dick!

I was saying it was lazy journalism from unreliable sources all along, but did anyone listen. No, they preferred to wallow in typical LCFC misery.

Amerika Uber Alles.

When ever I read one of @Dr The Singh's post I hear a "wah-wakka-wah-wah" suggestive guitar rift in my head and the inner monologue is voiced by Barry White. Mmmmmmmmm, baybeh!

They'll be talking about the great @Dr The Singh / @Facecloth illegal entry debate for years to come. And many may forget that it was wasn't sexual.

Really? I'm wondering what his activation code is.

I also thought of making this joke, but realised it would need explaining to most.

Another big earner off the books.

Then who would vote?

Do you mean in general or from @Dr The Singh?

Climate change, the global distribution of wealth and war. Parts 1 & 3 are inextricably connected to part 2. Then you have part 4 the entrepreneurs who exploit this, sell fantasies to the desperate. Very few people actually want to leave their homeland. If you could somehow make these countries more comfortable and generally safer, bingo! Mass immigration/emmigation sorted.

It needs to be the gangs that are targeted rather than the actual immigrants. Essentially the slave traders of the 21st century.

Send those emmets home!

That's got nothing to do with illegal immigration and everything to do with organised crime (though not specifically or exclusively Turkish hairdressers).

I was listening to The News Quiz on Radio 4 yesterday and interestingly Andy Zaltsman (who is Jewish) said of Netanyahu, after a story about many public figures call him out on this... "Why would he listen to them, when he doesn't take any notice of the 10 unambiguous commandments given to him by his own god." Funny... and desperately sad. Most of all, it's true.

I do think this is a big factor, but is also damning in as such it's an admission to being fairly slapdash in their "targeted" offensive against Hamas. There's no way that Israel can destroy Hamas in this fashion. Hamas isn't a group of people (who aren't all in Gaza in any case), it's an ideology. The only thing that can destroy hate is love.

In the case of Gaza, if Israeli government wants to be believed, then why won't it let independent (from them) news sources into Gaza to see for themselves. It just makes them seem.like they're lying, which they almost certainly are.

A fit Ricardo would rip the Championship apart.

As per usual, we always chaffing at the bit at the mention of a new signing. It's only after they've played a few games people start saying, "useless, why did we sign him!?!" Hindsight, great innit?

It's a good thing we don't all have PAs! Can you imagine?!

A chicken walks into a library and says to the librarian, "bawk, bawk, bawk, bauk, book." The librarian stares at the chicken, a bit puzzled, but the chicken repeats, "bawk, bawk, bawk, bauk, book." So the librarian shrugs and tugs a book under the chicken's wing. The chicken walks out, seemingly satisfied. 20 minutes later the chicken is back, book in its beak, and drops it at the librarian's desk. "Bawk, bawk, bawk, bauk, book," it clucks again. "Would you like a romance novel this time? Or maybe some sci-fi? A thriller perhaps?" asks the librarian, though in all honesty he's just impressed the chicken can read. But the chicken just says once again, "bawk, bawk, bawk, bauk, book," so the librarian just grabs the nearest book, Pride and Prejudice, and tucks it under the chicken's wing. The chicken turns and struts out of the library, its head bobbing back and forth. What a strange day, the librarian thinks to himself. Almost exactly twenty minutes later the chicken is back and once again it drops the book on the desk, followed by its familiar request, "bawk, bawk, bawk, bauk, book." Now the librarian realises something. Not only can this chicken read... it can read *really* fast! So now the librarian is curious and decides to follow the chicken to find out how it accomplishes this remarkable feat. He gives the chicken a book and waits for it to leave. As he goes through the door he notices the chicken cross the road (but that's another story), so with a casual air he also crosses the road. The chicken walks about 100 yards before turning off the path into the local park. The librarian follows cautiously, trying not to be spotted in his eagerness to uncover this mystery. Once in the park he sees the chicken walks into a thicket. Pulling branches aside and trying not to trip on roots, he follows the chicken until it stops by a pond in the thicket. Here the chicken has stopped and there is a frog on a lilypad. The chicken drops the book in front of the frog and with its beak turns to the first page. The frog says, "Reddit!"

Dave Gahan as lyricist and guest vocalist. Superb!

Heard an item on Radio 4 today about noise pollution and how it raises you blood pressure, even when you're asleep It also depends on context and situation too. For instance, if you're having a party in your house, loud noise is great. If it's your neighbour, not so much. Also music you like will reduce your stress, but the opposite is also true. I have to say, I do get very stressed if I have to listen to music I don't like for very long. Used to have Gem FM on the radio at work. Same old crap hour after hour interspaced with faux happy, krazy (sic) DJs. Weekly playlist of about 50 tracks. Thankfully that station is now digital only.

It isn't?!