Trav Le Bleu

You know you would.

Some people just don't get football and they don't deserve it either.

Exactly what I thought, putting the hype into hyperbole.

You'd have to go some more yet.

Those wanting to get rid of KDH to get this done... I know who I'd rather rely on if this goes to the wire. The Leicester fan (top scorer) or the guy from Italy the last few months?

Last of the Jedi

Elmo responds to outpouring of angst on social media Think this was kinda nice.

Aside from Richard Bap, anyone else worth seeing this year?

What hasn't she done now?

You genuinely believe Israel (or anyone else for that matter) will successfully remove Hamas? I've said it a couple of times. First, you can't kill an ideology and second, Hamas leadership isn't all in one place, nice and conveniently waiting to be killed.

It's winter mate. Don't worry, they'll be back.

Russian good will ambassadors.

So ... 3 Asians on the pitch? Bet that racist Raj thinks Shinji isn't Asian either!

Surely she can get a job stacking cans in Lidl?

"Negative, it didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface."

I'm actually David Icke.

Fabrizio Romano is an AI.

In the end it was a pizza cake.

If you can afford it

Can I DM you for a pint?

Standard Royal Mail policy since the year dot. A lot of the other stuff is very similar to how Royal Mail does it's holiday schedule. I had to reserve my holiday for April 23 - March 24 at the start of last September.

Hoping you guys can draw against Southampton tomorrow and then beat them on the replay after extra time If you can injure a few, all the better. Nothing career ending, you know, just niggling little knocks.

Easily the best back up keeper in this division. Think a few EPL teams would take him as their starting keeper.

We had the match on in the van and he said, "you never get giant killers in the cup anymore" and Maidstone scored their first, so I said, "there you go", to which he replied, "but Ipswich aren't giants."

If only we had a plan B.