Trav Le Bleu

Enes Unal is one letter away from being an anagram of Seen Anal.

I think so too. With the subs on the bench, could easily turn into what would be a starting XI.

One of my all time favourite players. He did so much unnoticed work (at least, by many) that he was hugely underrated. Dragged players all over the pitch to get the space for Vardy, but still contributing with goals off any part of his body he could get to the ball. Have a well earned rest Shinji, Densetsu!

Get this thread to 200 pages and it's happening.

They won't be unsold, merely unused.

I've done a quick fact check and I can confirm that Lee Anderson is correct. Sadiq Khan IS the mayor of London.

Ironically (are you paying attention Alanis?), the advert immediately beneath this on my screen was for paid asthma trials.

The advert for me in this thread was for a vehicle recovery service.

Triplicate post I should go to bed!

Duplicate post

See how many reps @Jack1993 got and how many yours got? Just saying.

Ha! The website *****ed my writing the word p r I c k

I'd say it's most likely... which means they might still be a friend, just not a good or close friend. Telling people that they're ########## usually isn't very productive, even if it's true. Will it make you feel better? Maybe, in the short term, but these things come back to bite you. It's likely you share common acquaintances, so you give someone a diatribe of vitriol, likelihood is they're going to say to someone who knows you both, "you know what @urban.spaceman said to me..." and thus the legend grows. I'm not saying that's right, just that it happens. People are human, if you **** them, do they not bleed? Lastly, I dunno, but when you told them how you were doing @urban.spaceman, did you enquire how they were doing? Much more likely to elicit a response and here's my marker, if you DID do that and they didn't get back to you, then that's being a poor friend. However, message them again, maybe they had something dramatic happen in their life and amongst that your message got missed or put on a back burner . As Pete and Kate once said, don't give up.

I'm your friend mate! Kinda.

The clue's in his username, eh @filthyfox

10 mins to go and not looking like scoring... the KP would've had large gaps in the crowd (don't want to be late for Celebrity Tipping Point!). Fair play to the Leeds fans.

They could force them to watch every Millwall game for the rest of their lives.

You know what, you're a striker in great form, but first of all the goalkeeper makes a great fingertip save of a shot you were sure was going in. Then the linesman chalks off a perfectly good goal that you 100% know fine. Then you're through on goal, this is it, surely this is the chance, third time lucky, it's so simple, I can't miss... I can't afford to miss, this needs to be perfect, it's all on me! You tense up, it's so important, the muscle memory doesn't kick in, and you scuff the shot wide. You know what you do? You get up and try again and hope, just hope, that no one gets on your back about it.

No. No one should be hammered. Do you get hammered when you have an off day at work?

I'd get some hundreds and thousands, sprinkle them on the loo seat, tinkle on them and then wipe it all over the seat.

Why are you singling Dennis out?

When I make a mistake at work, I put my hand up and apologise for it, I guess most of you do too. Officials would get cut a lot more slack if they just said sorry, I was wrong about that one, once in a while. And no, it wouldn't undermine their authority, it would engender respect.

He literally scored a perfectly good goal.

So big, it's always offside.

Incontinent?