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Everything posted by Trav Le Bleu
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Regarding digital ID... What about self-employed people? What's to stop an illegal immigrant working for themselves, cash in hand?
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And can't be the only one (not necessarily Reform, but cross party) that Russia has bribed. Bribing one person, unless they are in a pivotal position, makes no impact and therefore no sense.
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For unsafe, read Democrat run.
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Interesting point made by a radio presenter interviewing a government minister today This is a scheme that will affect 10s of millions of people to stop several 10k of people each year. Sledgehammer to crack a walnut.
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Surely making it something on your phone would also increase the incidence of phone theft? Not to mention the fact that there's still a fair amount of people who don't have smart phones.
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Paranoia; it's all paranoia. Paranoia from authority that people might not be who they claim to be. Paranoia from the people that authority will abuse so much collective information. Whatever happened to humanity?
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More to the point... Imelda? Is that you?!
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I really don't get that. Yeah, it seems convenient, but if it gets lost, stolen or hacked... that's it, that's your life gone in the blink of an eye. You are no longer you. Classic putting all your eggs in one basket.
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Pretty sure he's on the spectrum. His mum probably took Tylenol when she was pregnant.
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People entering a country illegally won't enter a country if they can't comply with the rules though. Eeeerrrrrrmmmm...!
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Animal. As Eddie sang, "I'd rather be with an animal." A recurring theme from the Alien universe... Who are the real monsters? Other songs used during the season include, Ocean Size by Janes Addiction, Song For The Dead by QotSA, Wherever I May Roam by Metallica and Cherub Rock by The Smashing Pumpkins, off the top of my head.
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Can you trust someone who cheats at golf?
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I think you're missing the point.
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Oops! https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c3dr0zrr1kpo#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=17587855677349&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com Trump Triple Trouble at the UN. Sacked? These people should get statues.
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But which threat do you deal with first? The one that might be something on the horizon or the horde bashing in the gate? At best space travel is a distraction; at worst it's a vanity project. This is from someone who would love to go into space and travel the stars, someone who knows a lot more than the average Joe about NASA and the Soviet Space Program. Amazing, brave people, but the truth is humankind will have destroyed itself long before any significant colonisation of another stellar body.
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Good to hear, it's a positive after your bad news. I had a colonoscopy earlier this year, wouldn't even want to do that again. In fact I had two, cos I couldn't keep down all the vile solution they give you to cleanse your bowel the first time, so it didn't properly clear. All the best with your treatment - at least they've found the problem early and you are on the road to recovery.
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Are two kidneys worth one liver? I'd imagine a pancreas isn't a fair swap for a heart? What's the going rate for corneas? How many of them for a small intestine?
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"And I have spoke with their leader, I have, and, you know, I'm good with languages, so good, probably the best, so I said, "Bloop bleep bloo bloo blopblee blep bloo," which I can tell you means, "By all means visit, but there will be a 50% tariff on all plasteel and hypersilicates." "It went very well, no it was the best. They're lovely people, a lot like my wife, you know... From somewhere else, but they're ok. So I have officially invited Mr... I believe he's a Mr, there's no transgender with these guys and I have been reliably informed by top scientists that they are hermaphrodites, just like me and you..." "So Mr Xzcakmagha, I said to him, he, sir, very masculine, big muscles, large mandibles... I challenged him to an arm wrestle, but he just laughed, yeah, we laughed together... very funny man, hilarious in fact, and definitely male... So I said, Mr Zach, that's what I call him, the patriarch, man-thing, it's much easier y'know. The real name, it's such a mouthful... or a mandibleful, well I told him that they should come and see the best of Earth, Washington DC, home of freedom and liberty, come and see the greatest nation of Earth!" "And so they have moved into the White House, in fact Zachy... he's now in the Oval Office sat right at my beautiful desk. Due to our blessed second amendment, written in ink, indelible ink, so it's there forever and penned by our glorious forefathers... not quite so glorious as the present leader, but they were pretty good... well, God bless America, where we have the right to do as we please and we can bear arms wherever and whenever, so of course we let them keep their gamma pistols and blaster rifles." "It was the right thing to do, I believe that... I'm sure everyone agrees with me as usual... Except maybe JD... Not himself... I say that, I know more than most about humanity, I'm a great humanitarian... I suspect JD might not be human anymore... Green puss seeping out his ears, very nasty... I said to the surgeon general, 'that's not normal' and he agreed, he always does... I talk a lot of sense and the scientific community, they appreciate that. I respect them and they respect me." "So JD, I'd just like to say, publicly, in front of everyone, I'll hold my hand up, it was either you or me and it's clear the sacrifice that I have made, given the choice to remain human, I humbly, as the most modest man ever... I'm so modest... have I mentioned my humility?... humbly stood aside so that JD could transcend to the next plane as the mindworm slithered up his nostril... all five of them... that's mindworms, not nostrils." "JD... is a great man... being... thing... I wish I could have been there, but I have very important work, such important work, I'm very important. On JD's behalf I have talked to my good friends, Vladimir and Benjamin, so they will soon be stepping into the... I think it's called the vorgon?... the vortex... so they can meet Mr Z in my beautiful, gorgeous office that now has slime and all kinds of gloop, on the walls... It's not so bad, several terrible Presidents portraits have melted, they were the worst... things could have been much, much worse if they were still commander-in-chief... the whole world would be dead, but I have saved us all and I know, I know, you are all so appreciative, but it's just what I do." "So now I would just like to finish this conference before this transmission is..."
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Is it though? Billions spent on giving 4 people a jolly, when the Earth is burning, people are dying of starvation and treatable diseases and cancer claims so many lives? Ok, so obviously there will be scientific knowledge acquired, but it will be minimal benefit compared to any Earthbound research into the problems I mentioned above. Screw space travel.
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Hmm... If you take the last 6 letters of FoxesWalk, move them around, swap them for other letters and then move them around again and put them back, you get... FoxMulder Coincidence?
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I for one would pay good money to see the movie, "Parafox - The Road Warrior".
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Maybe she misunderstood the famous Jerry Hall quote, "My mother said it was simple to keep a man: You must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom."?
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It's only now that I realise why Americans never get my, "Why are there no pain relief tablets in the jungle?" joke.
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It'll be nothing like Fury Road, more like Horizon Zero
