Miquel The Work Geordie

Luke Thomas has a phobia of playing football – he always looks terrified

Libertadores final available through the BBC tonight – boring one on paper between Botofogo and Miniero that the former should win, but football isn't played on paper baby

Ipswich will beat Forest this afternoon in Miquel's Tip of the Day

I love to bash the club as much as the next person, especially at the moment – but has this really been drawn out? 5 days to get (announce) a new manager in doesn't feel like a particularly long stretch to me?

Ivor Biggen

It's going to be fine

Yeah the voicenotes were particularly numb mouthed this week. Also that chat about minute 0 actually being minute 1 as an irritation... come on now. -------- On a podcast note that doesn't grind my gears, the Screen Rot podcast has been delivering week after week for the past year and a bit and now seems to be deservedly gathering some steam. Great stuff if you like people dissecting weirdos with massive internet followings (which I do)

It'll be fine man, he's gonna be announced at some point

I haven't said that

That wasn't your claim at all, on my knees here

Nobody is saying van Nistelrooy isn't a risk. You have lost the argument against your original point I'm afraid brother, please stop

Are you trying to say that Carlo Ancelotti isn't a good manager with this? Conte and Mancini have carved out very, very good careers in management too. I'd argue Guardiola's playing career is as illustrious, if not more so - than Van Nistelrooy's, no?

Xabi Alonso, Mancini, Beckenbauer, Cruyff, Zidane, Luis Enrique, Conte, Ancelotti, Dalglish, Guardiola, Simeone

I'm not particularly mad on Kasabian but my god Sleaford Mods are shit

The holy trinity

It'll be fine

Hi this is Miquel can someone tell me if my BC GAME coin has any monetary value

Hang on, does this mean my Curacao crypto is now worthless? How am I meant to look my bride-to-be in the eye

Absolutely no one is gonna get the chop, they're bulletproof

Genuinely one of the worst uses of the Lampard meme I think I've ever seen, it just makes no sense

Try saying this after 175ml of red wan

Megson was surely shorter than Sousa?

Loved the Premier League winning season of 12/13

Am in the Ruud For football And good goals Ooooo I'm giving it all tonight

The lads at COOFANDY will wonder what the **** is going on