Miquel The Work Geordie

Documentary about the seedy underbelly of the Metropolitan Police - its called The Bill.

Absolutely mad that such a defensively minded manager has made us as porous and disorganised at the back as we've been in years. Teams are routinely fashioning good quality chances n all aren't they, these aren't just potshots.

You can make a case for nearly all managers at the bottom to have one redeeming or funny characteristic n all Russell Martin – going out with a Nuts and Zoo legend Kieran McKenna – looks a bit like a forgotten Neville brother Oliver Glasner – dresses like an auntie Gary O'Neil – disgraceful teeth job that's left him with too many for his actual mouth Sean Dyche - PS1 graphics Stone Cold Steve Austin What do we hang our hat on? Sod all, get him out man

Does Portsmouth have a Popworld? Get those jeans ironed

People like to talk about the romance of Napoli - sorry but it's Mundial magazine bollocks, get them pumped

Ste Copper you're the weakest link good bye !!!

More like Theatre of Nightmares ey lads ;-)

Hvb is an impeccable gimmick, what a worker

Let's be honest Top's head hasn't been in it since he entered the Larb Flavoured Biscuit Stick game, his priorities are all over the shop

Warra gole THAT IS by the way

Show some respect and give him his full name, Great To See You Khun Top

Feel like pure shit just want an oil state to buy us so I can go down the ground with a tea towel on my head

Fiorentina absolutely purring

Got myself a Dr Oetker and a Vienetta for the feast of Serie A about to start

Sorry but if I had children how on earth would I be able to look them in the eye tonight and tell them that Steve Cooper will remain manager for the foreseeable

Friday Night Project, FIFA 06, a 6 pack of Pepsi Max and a family bag of Doritos for one. Immaculate vibes after a week glued to sixth form education

After the Forest game I got a job lot of larb flavoured biscuit stick. Can barely stomach them after today's loss, the pain is too much

Proper shite stuff aint it, that Aussie bloke doing impassioned monologues wore thin on episode 1

Heard rumours Rowett considering the role obviously has links with the Foxes

I'd genuinely rather play Souttar than Faes

Transfer strategy in the summer was insane – appreciate this is a collaborative effort that this dosser heads up, but the three signings we spent significant money on this summer (15m +), exploiting what little wiggle room we have, all started on the bench. We are painfully lacking up top and at full back. Skipp seemed frivolous at the time and gets more so with each passing game on the bench.

Apropos of nothing more than vibes really but I reckon all of these bar Schmidt, Conceicao and Moyes would be unmitigated disasters

Would rather Moyes than Potter or van Nistelrooy tbh

"Football isn't played on spreadsheets pal !!!!!!!!!"

People will blame Cooper for everything - it's not his job to make substitutions! Pathetic pile on