Miquel The Work Geordie

Absolutely no chance man. I don't think people realise just how once in a blue moon that is. We are going to be horrific but we aren't getting less than 11 points.

No word of a lie was told Cooper is resigning at 3. All the best, NG (BaHons)

It's got to be Qatar for me. That Hisense / Alipay at the arse end of 2022 really did a number on me, consider me sports washed.

NG doesn't get the wrong you're / your. I went to De Lisle. All the best, NG

Looks like Matt Hancock mixed with Les Dennis. All the best, NG

I grabbed a naughty little Hoisin Duck Wrap from the OneStop the other day for 68p. Nick Green doesn't miss a bargain All the best, NG

He's lying, I'm NG

I like big butez and I cannot lie Been waiting all summer for us to get this over the line, buzzing

Hi all - Nick Green here. I just tweet what my sources tell me, I have no reason to believe they're lying and they've been correct about things in the past. All the best and foxes never quit, NG

See that potentially nice kit you have? Be a shame if someone was to slap BC GAME all over it wouldn't it? ;------)

I sell cars or work for my father Once a month I go Miller and Carter

I think they could invest whatever they get (£40m?) for Rutter pretty wisely and might even be a better collective for it. Tidy enough player but I don't think his loss will be felt as sharply as Summerville who was the best player in the league last year.

Great gear but Barry Keoghan doesn't half look like an auntie

"Saving face is a big thing in Thailand !!!!!!"

The new Newcastle away is a corker. Just really incredible how shit our kits are.

Sorry but nobody on this planet has "Brighton supporting mates"

Eurgh, he's so crap.

While I'm in the same boat about the value of this deal, Palace didn't improve 'as soon as Zaha left' — they won about 5 (or 6) of 25 league games last season before Glasner came in. They were rotten for 2/3s of last season.

"It's ****ing life or death!" sorry but Vincent Kompany isn't doing this unless he knows there's a TV camera there, come on now. No doubt there are training ground disagreements fairly often but this is the most performative shit I've ever seen.

Whos better out of this guy and Fotis Synthesis