Miquel The Work Geordie

When you watch these old Eurovision clips you do realise how much the contest has progressed, its like watching football before highlights from the backpass rule was implemented

The host on the right has a jawline harder than a stint behind bars but good Christ she's fantastic.

Look at the hand placement there - naughty enough for early 00s Eurovision audience but no doubt in the woke 2020s he'd have a workplace tribunal on his hands!

Your mans am dram performance of his Star Wars musical is going well

Who i sour entry tonight? We bringing back Daz Samspon, that 40 year old from Stockport who did a rap about school? Because if we haven't then we aren't winning I'm afraid!

Fair play to Israel she's playing the match and not the occasion here

I'm so disappointed here, pathetic from Luxembourg. Just a small town in Belgium imo

Luxembourg's VT had me thinking she was gonna be Miquel elite tier whispy singer songwriter and she comes out gyrating on greased up dancers! This isn't why I pay the licence fee and if I had young kids in the house they'd be banished to the garden! Mary Whitehouse didn't die for this!