Miquel The Work Geordie

Everything about him irrationally annoys me but nothing more than that daft white strapping he has on his wrists / forearms that makes his gloves look comedically large on TV. + He's Welsh. Just the worst man imaginable for me

Did you copy and paste his name for this crap pun

Couple in the Sheff Tap and now one in the Rutland Arms before a rattler to Leeds around 9. Might do a swift dash in and out of town

I remember my Year 6 disco at Riverside in Birstall circa 2001 and you're right, couldn't move for kids dancing to 5ive in their BC GAME branded merch

Col City BAN Tensions fly on Foxes Family Forum as divisive poster DUMPED out to become a silhouette

Want to get into this but can't help but feel his wages would not be value for money. Apparently on a good whack at Arsenal.

A stunning kit, I can't wait to see my beautiful bride come down the aisle in that. BC Game really throws a dash of cayenne pepper on an already spicy kit. 9.5 Miquels out of 10

When you go to Smyth's to get your nephew a My First Vape but they don't have any on the shelves

What a sentence this is by the way

I'll bang the drum for 16/17 away and 19/20 home until I'm blue in the face pal but those aside it's been slim pickings for about 20 years

Saying it's cooler than anything we've ever done doesn't necessarily mean I think it's good brother, think about the bar LCFC set

I think Stolarczyk is a very capable shot stopper and a very able number 2, but I personally think Hermansen is in a different league.

The face of a man perennially trapped in the space only known as "Judge's Houses"

Some Gulf job will buy Everton.

Hermansen is phenomenal — I'd be gutted if we lost him, especially to Chelsea.

Also, if he categorically wasn't interested and this transfer had sod all chance of happening, we wouldn't still be in for him a fortnight or so after we threw our hat in the ring.

"Richard, chyuh look like a laddle papstah, chyuh sound like a laddle papstah, I jus hope the public pick up deir phones and vote!"

The inspirational music at the climax too

Ah yeah, because the odd club gets taken over by charlatans we should blindly accept shortcomings of our own ownership, got it!

Ian Marshall as a username tho

That Arsenal strip is still cooler than virtually anything we've ever done. At least there's some reason behind it and it's rooted in their fanbase - meanwhile we've got some gimp at a desk thinking colours that went out of date with Pokémon would make a class kit. Great!!!!!!!

Why have I clicked this? Elaborate man

"he'll win trophies at Celtic!" Yeah exhume my grandma and whack her in between the sticks and she would n all but she didn't do a pair of crap stints at Nice and Anderlecht first. Like a firework that hasn't gone out right this, same as Ranieri. No glorious failure, just mundanity.

Cuck behaviour from Schmeichel to be honest. Celtic isn't a bad move - but but his career since he left us is a complete mess. Year stints at really average clubs.

The Hare near Cambridge Heath — independent gaff and what a gem. Beautiful pub on the corner of a main road, signed photo of Rivaldo behind the bar, three national but beautifully kept cask alongside no nonsense fizzy offerings so you don't get Horatio from Dulwich trying a sour (not that I even dislike that vibe). Load of old boys that are clearly regulars but aren't intimidating, any spare space occupied by a fruit machine, so good.