Miquel The Work Geordie

Not one for the neutrals you have to say, feels like the ball's been in play for all of 5 mins

Wait until you hear what ethno Nazi @sexybabe1k5 has to say and you might change your mind

With that white bandage he looks like a pool ball

The cameraman have been more bothered about finding the ****ing running back for the Pennsyldelphia Paedos than they have exotic baddies this tournament

Keeper for Ghana looks high af

I took it more as he's gone, so won't be here for League One

He looks like one of your mum's friends you're obliged to call "auntie" who puts a few pink wafers out when you visit

LMA Manager ass angle

They're playing him on the wing to make the most of his attributes — pace, trickery, unpredictability

Easter egg head MFer

Into these name redacted ****s

Creepy ****

That'll be disallowed, ****ing fannies

Dixon's wife will be calling the police about her missing husband here, get out of his arse Lee

He'll have a really good career and he's another we've snookered ourselves with. Rudkin is the thickest **** on the planet. I genuinely think anyone who's ever played football manager will have a better grasp of how to build a squad than that twat.

He's just the ****ing worst

ITS OUR DDNNNAAAA

People are saying what a good season should look like, not necessarily what they think will happen. It isn't entitlement to say a good season looks like winning this league.

Warra shite pen

Why does Danny Murphy think that's harsh Stonewaller

You're perverted

Yeah, ask after we've signed no one but suddenly get linked to all and sundry on deadline day, where we get a couple of loan deals over the line The novelty of signing a player for cash before the season has actually kicked off seems fanciful at this stage so I'm not holding any breath we go up

Swear anyone that comes into contact with him has his shit on their nose afterwards

Also I never wear shorts normally because I've got legs like a flamingo but I'm doing it when running, got ****ing Dale Winton brown arms and legs that look like they've been in a cave for 35 years, ****ing bizarre to look at

Got my flat white ass out this morning and it wasn't too bad, did about an hour and a half, 5am was class but it was noticeably warmer by like 6:30