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Criminal to be that free in the six yard area. With an extra defender on as well. 🤦‍♂️

Literally half way through typing 'if we bottle this, we're done'. We are cooked. League One it is.

Oh my god. All stems from Thomas being a complete simpleton. Begging the draw now 🤦‍♂️

Daka back to missing open goals. 😆 Fair play for pursuing it though.

Knew a clean sheet would be too much to ask. Thank f**k he didn't start the game.

If Mavididi had a brain he could be lethal. Mukasa looks quality so far.

Where has this workrate come from? I hope this is a Kingy instruction and not just because they're confidence players high on finally winning.

This is hysterical. 🤣

Can we play you every week. This is cathartic listening to their commentators have a meltdown during the sort of performance that's more suited to us.

As if they just compared Oliver Skipp to Ronaldo. 🤣

Kingy seems to have realised what Marti wouldn't. Attack is our only form of defense.

Hahaha! FATAWUUUUU! 🤣 9-0 is on.

Who's this Dutch guy with false teeth whistling on the Saints commentary? 🙉 😆

Winks letting the side down as usual.

DAKA!!!! It must be Christmas. Another Saints howler 😂

These might actually be as bad as us. If we'd have conceded that we'd be going wild. 4 players and no one attempting to tackle.

Debut goal. Get in!

Missed an open goal already. Them obviously.

After the prolonged piss poor performance of Ricardo and Thomas I'd be devastated and handing in my transfer request today if I was Aluko.

I get the feeling Rowett saying they're about to make an 'ambitious appointment' is akin to Sir Humphrey on Yes, Minister telling the minister they're about to make a 'brave decision'. Is it going to be some random spaniard who's going to attempt to tika taka us out of a Championship relegation scrap? 😂

I wish we had already blooded him in the first half of the season so I could agree, but it's a massive ask to throw him into a relegation battle at this point in a position where we need a match winner and goal contributor. Could do him more harm than good.

Begovic Aluko Lascelles(c) Nelson(vc) Kristiansen Page. Skipp. Fatawu. Mukasa. Mavididi. Daka. Assuming none of the new lads can play CF Daka is the least stinking turd as he at least moves players around the pitch and helps create space for capable players.

AI slop is automated soulless bot type replies, whereas that spoof vid is a pretty accurate depiction of what Top is concerned with whilst the club burns around him. 🤷‍♂️

A few competent cameos... and a seasons worth of regularly poor performances from Riccy P?

Clearly our best right back.