BigGibbo

That's hilarious 😂 Well deserved 😆

Agreed. Although I'd have Coady and Vestergaard (or Nelson) as even though he will get left for dead over and over again he is capable of being organised into being better positioned, whereas Faes is just a shit maverick.

I might shed a tear if we award Jan a new contract.

One quality centre back, leader and organiser, alongside Coady would make this a different team. Faes and Vestergaard are circus freaks and never have been anything other than that. We were just paid too much respect in the first half of the season so they weren't found out.

We're lucky these are so bad it's only 2-0. Our defence is mid table championship

Thank f**k Sterling is in the worst form of his life. Faes at fault again there.

Abdul just hasn't graduated to this level yet bless him. Any big game, he gets too excited and forgets his brain. Akgun could do a job here.

Get in Jakub. Get out of jail free card for hothead Fatawu.

Faes over Coady for this game (or pretty much any) is giving major Brendan vibes. As expected 1 serious attack equals 1 goal against mid table Premier League opposition. Desperately need to just go for it as attack is our only form of defence.

None of our centre backs (bar Coady who he never plays) are competent at Premier League level.

Get out of jail free Vards.

These officials are hilarious. Did they just stay here from officiating the rugby?

Haha! Vardy! Some actual urgency from us? Well I'll be damned.

How Faes has walked out for this half god only knows. Very unsettling. Ndidi is desperately needed though.

Yea, but he's a special case. Like all vanity coaches Enzo doesn't have a plan B. Even Pep would be 'found out' at this level if he wasn't backed with money. It can still work if we get the right players in to suit, or, as in our case, if our squad is by far the best in the league, but if it goes wrong, it goes wrong a la Rodgers, which is to say spectacularly.

What even was that from Faes? He has the composure and movement of a daddy long legs!

Coady needs a run of games in place of Faes now. We've seen enough to know the Championship is his peak.

Get out of jail free card. Yes please.

Enzo needs to stop losing his head and make a point. Drag Faes for Coady before half time.

Exactly that. Works every time.

Have we been solid or have we just been paid too much respect? There's been chinks in the armour from the start any time a team has pressed high and upset our only game plan.

Au contraire.

Why every team doesn't press us high I will never know. We'd legit be in the bottom half if they did.

Exactly that. Mentality between us and them is chalk and cheese, hence why we have a squad that Peter Taylor could win the league with attempting to throw it away and they have a squad that could have been in a relegation battle that will go up.

Very lucky. God forbid we ever attempted to kill off a game. That embarrassing free-kick in the 85th minute where the centre backs went up, but we instead passed it in triangles until we gave the ball away and started a few minutes of sustained Sunderland pressure summed up the game for me.