Vacamion

Ralston will have sleepless nights as an old man about this game.

That's even worse defending. I've just realised you lot down there have got English commentators for this, we have local commentary. Seems a right waste of money. You lot could (just about) understand the commentary on BBC Scotland, don't see why they need two sets of commentary teams.

That's awful defending

I can totally trust a source whose name is what I did that time when I wore underpants with really stiff elastication:

Great stuff.

I know everybody loves his positivity, but I'm kind of relieved that Ally McCoist isn't on co-comms for this game. The goals and the game have been so good, McCoist might have exploded.

Come on Türkiye, mix it up, try scoring a tap-in for a change.

Ngolo of old.

You can't say it wasn't entertaining. Poor Rory.

Southgate's teams sit back and try and protect leads, trying to pass, pass, pass. Croatia and Italy beat us doing it in vital games. Doing it against Serbia who were there for the taking doesn't look great.

That was pretty rank after 30 minutes and people singing "it's coming home" are counting chickens that aren't yet apparent.

The pundits are going to toss over this half, but Kane hasn't had a sniff, Foden's been largely anonymous and I'm not sure Alexander-Arnold is adding too much in midfield. We are only one goal ahead and the Serbs have finished stronger. Need more.

Nobody knows

Sees Vestergaard running through treacle. Ah, there we are, again.

Was the Slovenia coach just caught sniffing his fingers, Jogi Löw-style?

Oliver seems to be a fussy ref who isn't letting the game flow.

Berlin is the first game of the tournament so far, where the word at the side of the ground to say which city they are in, is the same as the local German word.

Modric has looked 38 his whole career

It feels like the ref isn't blowing for tugs and kicks against Hungarians, but is blowing for fouls on the Swiss.

You can still win this, lads

Woke Mike Dean. And who needs that?

And now the Fünf begins

Fair play - McCoist has analysed this all with great neurality and his typical admiration for great play.

Possible Scottish Sun headlines tomorrow: The Wurst Hun-believeable and Herr-ible A Drei Ride (if it stays 3-0) Kraut-thought and Kraut-played

Souness making no effort to pronounce Gundogan and Kroos.