Vacamion

Refs being fairly laissez-faire with tackles, trying to let the gane flow so far.

Fireworks started going off around Glasgow already. Celtic need a point, are 5-0 up with a few minutes left. The lowest of bars for Brendan to get over, but he did so.

I want a 6-0 Newcastle win, it to rain heavily again and flood their crumbling stadium and Ineos to announce at full time that they've changed their mind and are buying Reading FC instead.

I once stayed in a hotel in Berlin around the corner from a place called "Sex Maze" with blackened out windows and a sign reminding passers by that Friday is Bi-Day. I think it was more likely the sex maze type stuff than the German sense of order that attracted the late greased-up muscle-laden variety entertainers to the Fatherland.

Gwon Villa lads, fight, fight fight (each other)

This is crap VAR-ing.

17 quid for a GLASS of wine? I want to get off this planet.

Never, you chancer.

This game ending 0-0, then both second legs ending 0-0 and going to penalties, might kill the format.

But that removes the supposed advantage you get from playing at home in the second leg, which is gained by finishing higher in the league.

How can added on be 3 minutes? They stopped for more than that for the drinks break. Then Walker-Peters had extended treatment.

It's really cagey. Hardly blood and thunder, so far.

There's all the lighthearted fun of Eurovision high camp and glitter and dressing up, and its messages about inclusivity, and then there's the UK's entry last night, caressing the jockstraps of his scantily clad fellow performers as they writhed about in a set that looked like a fairly dirty public toilet. I can imagine that being a fairly hard sell to the voting public of some of the more socially conservative parts of Eastern and Southern Europe as they decided who they wanted to vote for. Nul points.

Blimey. I can't believe I watched it again. Let's go again next year.

Estonia off the mark. The great escape is ON.

I don't see what these juries are up to. The top 4 so far were all utter toilet.

Maddison has just tweeted to say the UK has nothing to worry about. Phew.

Edit spoilt it, they picked up 7 from Israel.

I can take us getting nul points after nul points, but Austria? That was a banger. Nul points.

Steven Segal has let himself go.

We still have nul.

What? Portugal Nah.

If you wave it too close to a pylon, bad things are going to happen...

Evergreen statement.

Just one leg?