Vacamion

Huge, if true.

I don't get all that happy smiley huggy stuff between Ward and Szczesny. He's your opponent. You've got a job to do. Don't make your opponent comfortable. I'd not be happy if he did that for City before a shoot out.

Am I right in saying that the last penalty was the only one that either keeper got a hand to?

The matey goalie chit chat is a bit cringey.

S4c, comms are in Narnian, tho.

We did some sweet intricate stuff up front, but we gifted them two goals and we will struggle defensively against quality opponents in the Summer.

I admit I was rooting for Dunk to get into the side last year on form. He's had a fairly awful few days away with England.

They did seem to gloss over that apparently tight first pass. If we'd scored it there would have been 28 replays from 9 different angles.

Am I missing something? First pass looked off.

Bellingham sublime, Chilwell subpar.

Does the transfer embargo include *outgoing* transfers? Can't comply with PSR rules if the Authorities won't allow you raise money through sales.

Enjoyed that. Genuinely didn't care who won, but was entertained.

Taking his shirt off If Liverpool equalised that 2nd yellow would be hilarious.

Yeah, I agree that the cheating should be called out, but Dixon has been coming across like one of the four Yorkshiremen giving it "When I were a lad...".

Lee Dixon just giving it sullen "that wasn't a foul. In my day we were tough, unlike these Jessies" vibes all game.

Just thinking of those decades where nothing much happened to Cov. Would rather have our last 30 years.

Attacker's leg was touched by Doyle lightly before he kicked his own leg. It's a pen. Definitely. Edit- just re-read this. I meant it's a FOUL, definitely.

This vote will be interesting. IMHO: Jakub and KDH very good. Vesty, Faes, Doyle, Fatawu, Daka struggled. Justin probably gonna get panned for his brief appearance. Mavididi not penetrative very often but that goal adds 2 or 3 to his score.

In the end, a good account of ourselves. A great Mavididi goal Chelsea are weird, they spend a billion, they self destruct and almost chuck it away 2nd half and boo their own, then they come up with expensive magic touches. Red changed it. Anyway, now let's get promoted.

Well done TV Director, you muppet

We've played some nice stuff, and I'm impressed with KDH, but we carry very little threat. Fatawu on his day can be brilliant, but he's been awful today. But the lack of pace in the backline has been our real problem.

And look who is on the bench if the keeper gets injured today

Or we could just let Hamza tackle him normally and boot him into the air.

You can't say Chelsea Bench without saying Chelsea Ben

The look my missus gives me when I tell her I'm not doing anything this Sunday because there is footy on: