Tommy G

It’s a good distraction from the budget coming up, at least.

Pardon

You actually only use one of your ears to hear - they then switch over every 6 hours, which is why when you cover one ear you can’t always hear properly.

It’s sat night mate - have a gin and tonic or something. Apologies if I’ve contributed to you testing your breathing all day

I think we are slightly different to China

Just refuse it - what’s the worst that can happen?

No I thought I’d post a complete lie for a laugh

You only breathe out of one nostril at a time and this switches every 4-6 hours

We will

I'd take a draw (brigade)

I know you think it’s a big joke but it’s a sensitive subject for anyone who has dealings with family or friends that are autistic. Using the word retarded aswell - are we going back 20 years? Thought better of you.

Anyone watched black Rabbit on Netflix. 4 episodes in - it's brilliant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueNsPJgWNAg

Got to be less than 7 pints surely.

Everyone suddenly feeling very European

Don't worry I'm rating her personality a 0/10

They are masking that it's an assassination threat if he's stationary She is a bit of a babe that Karoline as an aside

Not doubting he's one for the future - but if you look at Raya or Alisson - they are miles ahead so Man C will naturally want to fill in with an experienced keeper once Ederson left.

Probably realised he isn't good enough so signed a proper keeper.

Presume she's getting something out the oven and rightly protecting her hands from burning.

The government are legitimately to blame for stoking the fire on migrants, when completely dumb stuff like this happens - anyone with half a brain will see this as daft and a waste of money but also a bit of a storm in a tea cup in the grand scheme of things but why are we letting stuff like this happen - it will just give the union jack brigade ammunition. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2j3regpdno

There's much better in the WSL space.

Morgan McSweeney's bum will be clenching a bit tighter this morning

Stop the jealousy

Why’s that? Because I’m not a massive fan of the beeb