Gloria

...and Jake Evans.

I remember having a chat with my son about Mavs 'n' Fats during the promotion season. The former being unlikely to improve much compared to the latter. With Abdul and Jeremy cutting in from out wide, it makes me feel more (not completely mind) comfortable about Ayew up front - as seems more likely by the day...

It's a pre-season friendly, our new manager has only been here a few days - and as none have gone out, none have come in. Nice to see Monga starting and Abdul on the team sheet though.

Kevin 'Rooster' Russell...? 🐓

Hopefully a farewell to one of our greatest ever talkers. He talked for England you know. Maybe Marti has started a trend and Coady will part fund his own departure, rather than our usual golden handshake for under achievement 🤝🤑👋

I hope you're right 🙏

I do worry that without the EPL protection VAR offers the youngers, that they will get the shite kicked out of them by some old Championship lags...

To communicate just how far we have fallen in the past ten years, I think something similar to this would be more appropriate 💩

What, again...?

I've just put a nifty on Preki to be announced today...

TBF, I think it's fair to say the club are acknowledging youth is our future. Now get 'em all signed up!

Well, someone was having forty weren't they? 😉 Maybe they should have a sleepover at Seagrave tonight so they can have a proper catch-up... 😴

Apologies, it was a joke about Guy using 'so called' quite a few times during the podcast.

The so-called contract offer...?

Adidas Originals logo however (as per new NUFC third shirt) is 💯

As echoed by others here, and considering the other names mentioned, I'm quite content with being part of Marti C's b&w army. Not gonna be easy, but it feels like he could really build something, plus it appears he really wants to be here - which is more than we can say about Corberán, Röhl, Potter etc. Now, let's get him in a room with Evans and Page...

In what sounds like a Chanel 9 Neus exclusive, Marti Cifuentes has united the clans ... Boutros Boutros Ghali 😜

Looks like we need to get used to playing with a false nine... Any news on Jake Evans signing his contract?

Hibs appointing Bartram will mean they are a serious (Romeo) challenger...

Darn fax machine, playing up again...

I saw this earlier, and it certainly alludes to things 'being in the pipeline'. Sounds like @Ric Flair is on his holibobs 💩 (apologies to any of the Ric(k) Flair's for any offence caused here, just trying to lighten the mood)

As others have said, I'm pretty sure RVN is going post-July 1st. What worries me more than the Dyche deal already being done, is that there's more than a fair few who have already written him off... As I remember it we appointed a young, up-and-coming foreign coach last time - and how did that work out for us?! Just saying...

Dyche is quite the dude. Whether one likes his approach to football or not, I'm not buying the gruff, northern philistine stereotype. I saw him at a v. swank London French restaurant last year - and he also had a winnebago next to a mate of mine at Glastonbury. Big Sam he is not.

Great news for a change. Now bring in a commited manager (without one foot out the door before they arrive), a few new faces who are not just looking for a final payday and get rid of the dead wood (both on and off the pitch) ... then let the reset commence 🙏🦊⚽🙌

Clearly no-one wants the job. Not even the incumbent. I suspect the shitshow of a season we all fear is actually going to happen...