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Sir, how many times a day do you use the word "Woke" out of context?

What's the point of a completely serious post from you? That's not what you're here for.... We need light relief from this latest twist.

Shoot the messenger? I'm about to shoot up an entire village

You might get Walter back

I don't really have an issue with that. Players have been training with Dawson all week, may as well let them crack on with whatever the plan is. Lets be honest that game could be 7-7 given the way both teams have been this season! West Ham significantly more important at this point.

Very experienced coach and technical director (so will be useful during transition) Has been caretaker on a few occassions at Newcastle too, so experience of being in the role in the Prem.

Well, as long as he doesn't get banned he'll be straight into my FPL.... post sacking/new manager vardy is always fun.

I've found the coverage of Guardiola last night a bit alarming. No one should be stressed enough to be doing that to himself, if that's happening in any other job you're being given time off. Instead we've got the usual massive social media accounts making a joke about it. It's no wonder they've been piss poor if the manager is looking that downtrodden it'll rub off on the players. Absolutely no idea why he signed that new contract, the bloke needs a rest!

You know in the normal world, where your boss annoys you and you find a new job…. Yeah that. Or in the normal world where you have ambitions and don’t stay in one place…. Yeah that too. The bloke couldn’t care less, knows he has a comfy job, and knows no one else in the premier league will employ him. Like a lot of our senior leadership…

There was a really good bit earlier today where we found some shit lookalikes and took the piss for a few hours while I assume most of us were supposed to be working…

In fairness i've sat and willed myself to "Truly believe" this for the last 4 years but it's never actually happened....

If you do, can you make sure you get the address spot on, as i'm only round the corner and don't fancy the eggs and/or dog shit...

Stevie boy is currently drowning his sorrows in a lovely pub near where he lives might ask him to buy me a pint rather the other way round!!

I assume Fred is the one he fell out with given he took over as Caretaker?

Anyone know who he had in his coaching team at PSV? Obviously rumours of fallouts with some of them isn't ideal... but curious as to who he might bring in.

Don't neccesserily disagree, but take the last 3 out of it, he had 2 wins in 9 leaking goals. Mad league though.

Carrick would strike me as a bit "getting out while on a high" Been up and down for a long time but 4-1, 5-1, 6-2 is a great time to leave anywhere Mind you I imagine he's been offered a few opportunities during his time at Boro.

I've got a reply brewing that contains another word for Ham.... apparently it needs to be approved by a mod

Why does it look like he's just been done by the peado hunters?!?

Are you wearing the socks on your hands?

Fly is open... awaiting further updates....

I doubt they give a shit, another £2m for their owner to run away with...

I know, i just start to twitch if i'm not allowed to mention Wasserman at least once a day in a new manager thread....

You'll never guess who Van Der Sar's agent is....