The Doctor

honestly you can see why Forest under him were professional victims over every single refereeing decision. playing the victim is the only string to his bow and it's embarrassing.

he doesn't have a point though. ok, should have had a pen today, what about Ayews WWE audition at Southampton going unpunished which would have put us 3-1 down? or the foul at Ipswich to go 2-0 down

I wouldn't say we played any better than we have recently, it was as inept as ever. we didn't defend well, both goals were schoolboy defending. we didn't create a single shot on target. there were no positives to today

we really didn't, we played absolutely awful and only the fact that Chelsea were more interested in toying with us than going for the win hides that

so if you've been out shadowed by Soumare in every game you've played together, how much of a nothing player must you be? it's an indictment of just how pointless Skipp is

4. more than he's had wins

be fair, Soumare was one of our best players today

probably the worst result we could have got. an absolute trouncing would have left this clown nowhere to hide. a undeserved point or win would have been points on the board. this is the illusion of respectability and buys him time to take us backwards further

that penalty was the only touch he had of any quality and it was mostly the idiocy of Lavia. other than that he ambled around and broke down our own territory as he always does

obvious penalty on Mav, Wilf should have walked. gonna be depressing to see Cooper blame the result on that penalty decision when we didn't manage a shot on target from open play

makes Sol Bamba look like Maldini with his positioning. absolutely dog shit

it was sack in August and it's sack now. I've never known a more inept manager. Even ****ing Holloway and Taylor had more tactical nouse than this gimp

our fans being clowns is not the deciding factor over whether something is a foul

I know you hate Mav but you're kidding right? fofana is beaten, ball gone and he hangs a leg out to stop Stephy, it's stonewall

clear penalty that...

great save but then an easy header from the right centre back spot. who was supposed to be there and why was he off cooking some dumplings

Vardys done his hamstring...

Ayew getting ready, because we need more yellows right now. Mav as well, so presumably gonna be McAteer and Vardy off (wouldn't put it past Gothmog to bring off BEK though)

Cooper booked

Things I'd love to see, particularly e.g. Wolves and West Ham at home. Mavididi BEK Facundo what we'll see instead McAteer Ndidi Ayew

Soumare one of the few players putting in effort which is genuinely embarrassing. bailed out Faes multiple times this half already. any chance of some changes Cooper you Lord of the rings reject?

how the **** have they missed that?

the use of pragmatism to mean "plays like a league two side at old Trafford in the cup" is one of the most annoying linguistic aspects of football tbh. as you say, this is absolutely dogmatic about shit football

fair enough, not paid attention to their scores this season and only remembering last season, which was basically just teams stupid enough to trying and out possession ball us (Southampton)

he's honestly crap, this makes that 0.01xG v Arsenal look like a decent performance. get him gone asap