The Doctor

Wilfs basically playing as a striker, **** me he doesn't know tactics. Wilf can play as a destroyer 10 yards further forward to enable overloads (what Enzo did), but this...

that should be 3, shocking attempt.

genuinely think I'd rather Trump was our manager than Cooper tbh

Ipswich 2-0 up. We're so ****ed.

Hard to work out which defender to blame there. JJ for not even trying to stop the cross, Faes and Vestegaard for having zero positional awareness or VK for only half-arsing tracking the run.

absolutely stellar defending that lads... just so shit.

I'd suggest that him being on 2 for the season isn't a great endorsement of a PL player.

Ipswich winning...

much as I get why people will slag off Soumare, he's nowhere near our worst player today, nor is he even in the main 3 responsible for the goal.

Facundo is barely in the game, Ayew might as well not be on the pitch and Abdul is trying to do it all himself. Great set up Steve.

here we go. All came from Kristensen being limp in the header.

"might fancy themselves on the counter attack with Ayew"... We've seen Ayew run right?

yep. Absolutely honking set up.

Cool cool cool cool cool, gonna spend two hours hoovering instead of seeing a Cooper disasterclass.

Well, this is one prolonged breakdown... Having a billion pound checkbook helps teams establish at the top end, but look at the succession of man utd managers have had in the same time period. Or chelsea for that matter. Both have spent significantly more than Man City have in the last decade and what have they got to show for it? far fewer trophies than Man City have. Anyone claiming Guardiola is a fraud who just relys on outspending the competition is divorced from reality.

pep really learning a lot of lessons from Russel Martin then

how much longer before Glasner gets the boot

God, is his constant complaining about refs just daddy issues?

The Sofa Shagger he's got as VP is no better though

I mean, Project 2025 is here now and that was set out for basically the end of democracy as we know it. Not to say there wouldn't be an election in 2028 but it would be an election in the same way North Korea has elections.

****ing hell. So, that's Ukraine sold out to Russia, Israel emboldened to continue attacking the entirety of the middle east, and domestically the end of near all minority rights...

departed by mutual agreement has always meant "we've sacked him but agreed to let him save face"

much as I support this attempt to deny the existence of Dave Bassett, no he's not the lowest PL manager we've had

he's second to Enzo?

they worked this time but how often do we see managers do that and it amount to nothing, or even to less chances? He got lucky that Ayew scored but the decision to sub him on for Kristensen specifically was not one made by someone with tactical intelligence