The Doctor

because it was a free kick and a booking for the alleged player who fouled him

should have been a red card.

Facundo winning a lot of free kicks, Ayew gonna give him a kicking in training to keep his one role

eh, they've had territory but neither team had offered much

god imaginea three of him, Abdul and Mavididi in there. sexy football show would be back in

Ayew offering nothing again. get the twat off cooper

Kristensen you donkey

Facundo having to do everything off the wing and in the centre because there's a geriatric dawdling around there

be fair, he'll also put out a statement on insta about how it saddens him to see the fans booing and why aren't they more grateful?

hamza out for an afternoon drive then?

said it before, I'll say it again, you know full well it'll be Serge Aurier rocking up on January 1st

for reference I do hate Ayew, because he represents an abandonment of any sensible transfer policy, his sole skillset is doing what a 90 year old granny could manage (falling over) and he's blocking both squad involvement and pitch time from bright young players

he had some of his england youth team players when at Swansea but honestly that feels tenuous as a claim to bringing through youth, would he have played them if he didn't have history with them?

unfortunately yes, because the emerald nonce has got blue checks being paid for "engagement" they farm it like this with boys. the human replies looking a lot more normal:

unfortunately so, and ngl it makes going to games feel less appealing. like if it was any negative result got rid of the clown then it'd be at least a win-win regardless of the outcome, either we win or take solace in being rid of him, but in reality we'll get neither, another narrow defeat where we rally when the games already lost but the board keep faith in him

Enzo nominated for manager of the month. What could have been...

https://onefootball.com/en/news/russell-martin-calls-out-fa-after-extended-jack-stephens-ban-40121841 he asked for a personal hearing to explain why he called Atwell a ****?

Bouba Soumare redemption arc

won't happen, they'd end up giving up CL football and the new structure means they'd often get 10 games, which is pretty big money and a big draw.

absolutely wild revelation that stats are for women going on here

you not watched any of this season? Puels teams were Harlem Globetrotters level of entertaining compared to Cooper's brexitballism

I mean the Enzo out stuff was people panicking because we'd hit a wobble in form at a critical time, the underlying stats were still good and those who were "get him sacked" who weren't the ones who think football was perfected under Micky Adams and any new tactics are pretentious would hold their hands up and admit it was just out of panic. With Cooper, it's not panic, the underlying stats are shit and, while we're out of the relegation zone currently, theres clear warning signs that won't remain the case.

they'd fall under the shit managers but the idea that a manager needs experience at this level is a fallacy and is the exact mindset that lead us to Steve ****ing Cooper rather than looking further abroad than Calais

and of those only Redknapp had more than a couple of games as caretaker as far as experience at this level

starting with no attackers so you can put them all on to chase the game, who gave Russell Cooper's tactics book?