The Doctor

good first two months, awful since but honestly when was the last time any player improved from being here? We're absolutely rotten

no he won't. Any phoenix club worth it's salt will have an admission test and ban anyone who still backs king power

no we won't. We'll have basically no one left after this summer, rats leaving the sinking ship

yep. and accusing those booing/singing "you're not fit to wear the shirt" of not being proper fans. Genuine clowns who think your quality as a fan is based on how much you're willing to put up with without moaning

Much as the idiot child has turned the club into his mausoleum, it didn't die that day. Everything was avoidable but for dumb and dumber in charge actively choosing the wrong thing at every turn

not the first time winks has just not bothered to track a man at all on that corner of that exact box (Portsmouth at home back in October). Just a pointless player

they ****ing are though and enjoying it. I got into an argument with one of the ***** applauding them while I was booing like hell, apparently true fans support the club committing suicide, rather than pleading for it to change course. If I owned the club, I'd get cctv out and ban anyone clapping that from ever buying a ticket again

bit of blue on blue kicking off by sk1 stairs, surprising number of people applauding that,

morons clapping us off after that and calling it being a true fan deserve to be in league one. The actual fans with standards don't

needed 7 points, we got 2. Disgrace to the shirt the lot of them

you've got to laugh, pathetic

JJ warming up on his own.

paint dries faster than we play, it's ****ing tedious

leeds went from a CL semi final to league one in something like 6 years, also as a result of destructive management and reckless disregard of finances

two, Charlton and the shootout at Huddersfield

I mean I will often take my driving license because I'll drive, but it's really besides the point. Take someone who has a medical condition that disbars them from driving (e.g. severe epilepsy), are they required to spend £100+ or whatever it is on a passport just to go to Peterborough?

see this is actually a difficult one to answer because without wanting to get too metaphysical - what is a club? Like the actual body there's nothing I like or respect, the constant lying and adversarial behaviour, to regulatory bodies and fans alike, I despise. Is the club the fans not the regime? gonna be honest, I hate half the people there who'd clap an ignominious end of 142 years of history so long as they got a free can of chang.

if I've done the maths right: 9 divisions ahead of Harborough Town in 2021 when we won the fa cup down to 3 divisions ahead next season...

eh, their fans might want it but Lampard and the players will be focused on promotion and a league title, not relegating another club.

oh cool, doing papers please for a trip to Salford... like they genuinely hate the match going fans

honestly signing even 6 or 7 is unrealistic with the recruitment set up we've got. Fans understandably want to go scorched earth, because there isn't a single likeable senior player on our books at the moment, but this board have shown they cannot handle a full rebuild in a single summer. Start selling Fatawu, winks, skipp, faes, thomas, choudhury, mavididi and the rest to whoever will take them and we genuinely will be in a academy players only sort of state. Have to kinda keep the least loathable ones around for a bit.

hard to say. With a competent coach he was far too good for the championship at 19, but then barely played under Cooper in the PL, and has been underwhelming this season

verse 3 feels really ropey but teenagers - my chemical romance, for all the "just play the kids" shouts [verse 1] They're gonna cook up the books With all the piss that they took To push the city fan out of you Filing lawsuits for fun And heading straight for league one So you can watch more Jordan Ayew [verse 2] Because Jon Rud never works he's gonna give you a smirk 'Cause he's got methods of building a team you're gonna call for his head get a promotion instead Another jam in the fax machine [chorus] They said, "All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me" They will play less, don't have big agent fees So who needs Page, we've got Winks and his wage Maybe he'll leave on a loan, or a free. [verse 3] The boys can't be arsed, awful names always start, You're not gonna play much, kid But if your full backs invert and you'll fight for the shirt Fans will talk like you're off to Madrid [chorus] They said, teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me" They will play less, don't have big agent fees So who needs Page, we've got Winks and his wage Maybe he'll leave on a loan, or a free. Oh, yeah! [chorus] They said "Teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me" They will play less, don't have big agent fees So who needs Page, we've got Winks and his wage Maybe he'll leave on a loan, or a free. All together now! [chorus] They said "Teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me" They will play less, don't have big agent fees So who needs Page, we've got Winks and his wage Maybe he'll leave on a loan, or a free. [chorus] They said "Teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me" They will play less, don't have big agent fees So who needs Page, we've got Winks and his wage Maybe he'll leave on a loan, or a free.

let's be honest, he's another one who'll never play for us again and walk away on a free laughing about how much he's banked off us

I mean, our midfield is completely absent regardless of whoever is in it so long as James is out. Was genuinely bizarre watching yesterday and seeing neither Skipp or winks actually in the middle, we ended up with about 7 just in the left wing position half the time, like a green party conference than a football match. I doubt Vietes actually exists, I'm convinced that 6m in "agent fees" is signing him as a money laundering scheme, like a modern day Sergio Hellings or Leon Crncic, but Begovic is abysmal, I don't want to see him play again after Southampton, and Stolarcyk is not playing well.