The Doctor

Get yourself on r/LCFC, it's a happy clapping shithole that will throw insults at anyone who thinks that we should attempt to create more than 1 chance a game.

He wasn't the best we could afford, he was the option that meant we didn't have to start being a proerly run club rather than a "jobs for the boys" club. He was the one that didn't want a half-way competent DoF appointing as a prerequisite for taking the job.

You can say it all you like, it's still wrong. From the moment Enzo came in, even in pre-season, you could see the patterns of play he wanted in those games. Cooper, everything is completely disjointed. Anyone looking at this and not desperate to excuse him can see that this is poor coaching.

The next manager won't utilise Ayew or Reid at all, they'll just be a drain on the wage bill and the fee for Ayew will reduce our PSR freedom.

too late to turn the season around after 10-15 games. It's about patterns of play, not results just yet, and they were non existent in pre-season and non-existent in the league, as they were non-existent when Cooper was at forest. This obsession with "giving a manager time" is pure sunk cost fallacy and just means not taking action to correct your mistakes.

that's a third of the season, too late at that point.

Didn't think we'd see towards 50% confidence after two games. It'll still go lower.

what game were you watching? we offered basically nothing

did we keep the receipt, that free kick was beyond woeful

I think we should be competing and looking like we could get something, we didn't because cooper is dogshit

get this dick sacked, because that was beyond shit and it'll keep getting worse. idiot doesn't know how to set up a team

going to get very tedious hearing him "take accountability" and then change nothing. get rid.

What absolute shit from our latest retirement home resident.

Cooper is a fraud, not sure why people are surprised.

Tbf to the club, Enzo was. He's the only one in the last few decades though

Brighton are pretty good under the new bloke. Wish we had that imagination to look at bright young coaches again.

Ricky is our best player and if fit should be playing.

that is hilarious. Garnacho ****ed that up big and proper.

Mavididi should be playing, same with Ricardo. Really not liking what Cooper is doing tbh

not enthused at all, but hopefully he'll turn out to be a one season wonder before Cooper is sacked and he's rotting in the stands taking up wage bill

cool story Jon

hype, retest has come back normal and they've ruled out bowel cancer

the comparison of the two at the same age is not exactly favourable for Ayew mind: https://fbref.com/en/stathead/player_comparison.cgi?request=1&sum=1&dom_lg=1&player_id1=68796d61&p1yrfrom=2015-2016&p1yrto=2018-2019&player_id2=da052c14&p2yrfrom=2021-2022&p2yrto=2024-2025 personally I like that we won more points with shinji on the pitch than not, while Palace won more points with Ayew not not the pitch. most you can say about Ayew is he wins more loose balls, has a better tackle success rate and wins more fouls than shinji. Trade off is he scores significantly less than Shinji

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07ev1v7r4po you know, this would be a really interesting bit of case law if I could get over the fact that the case is ****ing Tickle v Giggle. Ballamory ass nation

cottee was a proven goal scorer, Ayew is proven to be incapable of finding the net, not the same at all