The Doctor

one just to the left of frame in the blue clown wig was wearing a Rudkin mask tbf

thank god that none of the academy strikers, only ones currently at the club for next season, are in the squad for a last day dead rubber. Can't wait for Rowett to go with the rest of them

I mean I probably do need my head seeing to after driving Leeds to Leicester last Friday to watch that game, but I'm going today because it's my most local game and I'd quite like to shout abuse at Ayew one last time, for nostalgias sake

I mean, why would they? he's not the captain, he's not played a relevant role in this clubs success. Club didn't announce Dan Amarteys departure ahead of time, and big Dan was a far better player for us than Ayew has ever been

I mean, we'd be in the playoff picture if we could have defended leads - 32 points dropped from winning positions would have us on 75 with the deduction. Much as the strikers haven't been great, it's the defence that has let us down massively

007 First Light out later this month. Really intrigued to see what it's like as the Hitman games are some of my favourite of all time, although the story in Hitman tends to be quite weak and it's the gameplay that's fun, and Bond kinda needs a good story, and can't really have as much of the open ended, drop a toilet on a generals head to kill him type gameplay

honestly regardless you'd struggle, the league has basically sacrificed an entire generation of fans chasing TV money. The amount of lunch time Sunday kickoffs mean that the young girls who enjoy football have to pick between watching games or playing (since there's not enough time to get away from playing in the morning in youth leagues to then get to the grounds). So much potential and it's fallen into the exact same traps as the mens game in terms of treating TV money as the be all and end all

cult hero means shit but likable not being disproven by this bloke, except the idea that any set of fans could ever like him feels far-fetched

given that we're almost certain to have a massive overhaul in players with those who are out of contract and who's agents will be touting them out as too good for league one, I wouldn't be too worried as to whether we have the players for it. The question then becomes is this a sign that Rudkins promotion is a ceremonial one because of connections with Aiyawatts family while having power taken away from him, with McCarron being given free reign to reset the club, or is this more of the same old lack of joined up thinking

much as I love giving Ayew a kicking, we've got a firmly midtable attacking record (12th most goals scored), our problem is that we seem to think defence is just what goes around degarden, only Wednesday and QPR have conceded more than us

oh god no. You can see it though, particularly with Daka out of contract and no senior strikers at the club for next season. The humiliation of him rejecting us would be worth it though

When both promotions are denied by administration: Too Broke 2 Promote

his team can't score, can't defend, have zero structure or sense on the ball... so it would still be better than the current set-up

genuinely think we'll struggle to shift half them on that list tbh. Only ones I'd want to keep are Souttar, Nelson and maybe Stolarcyk but Souttar and Nelson are about the only ones who'll have interest.

The monkeys paw curls, everyone whose first instinct has always been Russell ****ing Martin regret it

cast offs isn't necessarily a bad thing if they've got a point to prove - huth, Simpson, albrighton were all cast offs. giving them mega wages and having an apparent dickheads only policy was the problem

45 games and we still haven't learnt that the Mavididi, Winks, Thomas and Vestegaard left side is bad at defending. Souttar motm, page looked good, thank **** we've seen Ayew and Dakas last home game

genuinely the only one I'd keep, a proper defender, blocked pretty much everything

nowhere close, about 15k at most, every stand was half empty

no, he's left wing, monga right, mavididi through the centre looking at that goal kick

Aluko left wing and Mavididi through the centre for the last three rowetts just making shit up now

but how would we have played the Winks-Skipp combo with him? And some think Rowett hasn't been abysmal

and there we go, dogshit defending down the left again

Page has looked pretty sharp since coming on. Lightweight at times early this season but he's been rolling their defenders pretty much every time.