BoneDog

50/50. I've had that happen before and my drier was fine for two years more. Someone I know had it happen and their drier was knackered. GOOD LUCK.

That's why I only launch bum torpedo's at home.

There is no toilet roll in the caliphate. It's bidet's all round. They call people who use toilet roll "dirty animals who smear poo all around their backdoor". Seen them say it on Youtube.

Text me when we're on 3,999,650, I want a chance to sniff his chest.

What prize does the 4,000,000th poster receive? Edit: I think the fasting thing is more to do with health reasons. It's good for your insides and pipes and whatnot somehow, like a detox. Same with the positions they put their bodies in during prayer, those are good exercises for something or other. It's all about keeping the true followers alive longer and staying strong health-wise in my opinion.

"20 minutes of action". F*&k me his Dad needs to take a look in the mirror and think about why his son turned out to be a c&nt.

Doing a bit of yodeling to pass the time while waiting for the speed demon to tell us what's the crack

Did anyone see that "Vardy World Class?" thread on Digital Spy a few weeks ago? There's a few wally's on there. I was keeping an eye on it when he was totting up the goals for his consecutive Prem goals record and meant to sign up when he became a record breaker just to say aaaah stick that up your pipe and smoke it but I forgot.

Delighted for Fury. Started to worry when he was putting his hands behind his back and show-boating a bit even in round 1, but the worry was unjustified. Wasn't a classic but got the result he deserved. Nice bit of singing at the end showing the love for his wife. If this were any other UK fighter I think we'd be hearing a lot more about it on UK Sports news, hardly seen a peep on tv this morning.

Had a breakfast bap for breakfast this morning from a mobile cafe next to a lake somewhere. Massive bap, sausages, bacon, tomatoes, egg and mushrooms. It was about as big as my head. Cafe's are hit and miss but this one was like michelin star material.

Do you get your history from Carry On films? As for the present, most people in that part of the world are just as civilised as you are. Some more so. You should know that IS are mostly comprised of paid mercenaries, plenty of psychos who are lured in with big money. And they don't represent the people of the countries they have been let loose in. They are killing locals everywhere they go, so I think it is unfair to label the whole region uncivilised because of a small minority of paid up, bloodthirsty, drugged up psychopaths. For the record, bright lights and big cities don't mean that somewhere is civilised. There are just as many barbaric and uncivilised humans in our part of the world as anywhere else. There is no need for me to compile a long list of recent proof, it's easy to check and examples are never-ending. If and when our country becomes 'lawless' you will see just as much barbarism on our shores as you now see on the news from other 'lawless' places. And if the death squads weren't shipped in, sent over the borders and set upon the Syrian police, army and civilians it would still be. I can't quite believe how western govts such as the US and UK are getting away with their support for foreign mercenary opposition terrorists (who were never moderate at all) in Syria. They are literally supporting IS and affiliates, and aren't trying to hide it. All sane people know that Assad needs to win this war, which he didn't start, for the sake of the whole region and the people there, and yet western govts want rid of Assad even if it means backing and helping the worst terrorists.

"Am Armed. Cannibals - Back Off" Seriously, look out for cannibals.

wtf are some of you people on? It sounds as though you're saying I'd be nervous or something. I'd meet up no problem like I said. And here was me thinking it was a friendly genuine offer! You'll be lucky to see me in Leicester at a home match before January though. Not had a season ticket since League One and have hardly been near for over a year. Tbh there's nothing you could say to convince me we went to the moon anyway. I've heard it all before and have seen the more convincing counter evidence. NASA are full of shit and that's about all there is to it.

Saw this yesterday for the first time. A bit over the top with the insults so will it turn personal?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC0uEK3QY44

Yes would probably enjoy that. Although it depends how many people would overhear! I don't mind a small audience thinking I'm a bit mental, but a whole pub could get too much. Generally though I don't talk, think, nor read about this stuff any more. It used to be a bit of a hobby but I only mention it when somebody has a dig or if I'm making a joke nowadays.

F*&k me Sherlock, I meant exactly what I said. No riddles or hidden threats. A debate, chat, natter you know. Unfortunately, I am not allowed to respond on here to one of your accusations, which is exactly what was said and meant. I can debate online no problem, but it's hardly worth the effort with responses like yours is it? Check my first two posts, then check your replies. You were the one acting childish and not having a debate. Instead of countering my claims (which are all fully documented as all scholars know) you threw silly insults and ridicule around. Your first post said something like "Security services involved in terrorism....as if". Laughable comment. Have you never heard of dirty wars or proxy wars for a start? I haven't read the rest of your post yet. 6ft and 17 stone? I'm 6ft 2 and 13.5 stone, not that it matters.

I'm not one either, but men with no proper argument like to make stuff up and name call.

Sorry for the off topic but for some reason two guys decided to change the subject after I had made what I thought were a perfectly innocent and reasonable couple of comments on the actual topic. When man has gone further 'upwards' than 300 miles (Brighton to Leeds ish) get back to me and I might agree with you. In my lifetime no human has ever gone into space so forgive me for being sceptical. I know that some people consider the ISS to be "in space", but in reality it's not. It's only 250 miles up there. The moon is 240,000 miles away. They don't even attempt to take a man 1000 miles away nowadays. What's that all about?

Take a look at yourself Vaca, I mean read this post. You sound like a tattle-tale in a playground. What are you, 8?

There is plenty of evidence of security services recruiting terrorists. If you pretend it doesn't exist that's up to you. And if you don't care that's up to you too, I'm not going to try and convince you. I gave up that game ages ago. I remember the Boston thread where you were up to your usual childish ridicule tricks and as soon as I started to show you evidence of connections between the attackers, the terrorist training camps in The Caucus' and the CIA who set up said camps you went quiet and had nothing to say. You are not interested in the truth of terrorist camps and the recruitment of terrorists, probably because of cognitive dissonance. Nicholson said it best. To assert as you have that security services all around the world aren't involved in misdeeds regarding terrorism shows utter ignorance of how the world works. I don't believe in lizard people, and don't call people sheeple either. It's apparently against the law around here for me to defend myself regarding something you mention there. I'd love to have a debate in person though. You'd get completely schooled. And no, I don't withdraw my views that some parts of zionism do things I consider to be unlawful (international law considers some things unlawful too). If you deny such things you live in La La Land. Unlike you, I can condemn all politicians and religions when they do something despicable to innocent people. But it seems that in your world only the designated enemy does unlawful and sneaky things with their intelligence cells. Anyway, you've shown that you've got nothing of any substance to say so go and bother someone else who enjoys childish games.