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That's a shame because if she was she would have had a potters wheel and it would have been well romantic. Women who own potters wheels are reet sluts. They're always rubbing wet clay all over their breasts and stuff. Like I said well romantic.

They are if Freddie Starr's around.

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Depends. Is there thumping in the face or just on the arms and sixpacks? I don't like getting thumped in the face anymore.

All you need to know is it's flat, not infinite, and when it's finished expanding in a few years it will roll itself up like a scroll does and then a new universe will unravel and begin again. That's the cycle. Whatever you do on your universal truth exploration, don't let the multiverse people bog you down in unfalsifiable wishful thinking. All they're trying to do is take away the need to explain the beginning.

Charming show.

My Mrs always complains about me doing that. I pull the socks up as far as they go too, about halfway up the calf's, don't give a ****!

Vanuatwho?

Just watched corrie for the first time in months. Dave Quinnan from The Bill in the 80's is in it. I hate it when they put superstars from other shows in because how am I supposed to believe he's just some normal bloke who nailed Leanne when she was a pros?

Nothing annoyed me today, I had a thoroughly enjoyable drive. Fancied a laugh at one point so drove through the high street at 25mph in 1st gear with the wondows down pulling a face. Thought about screaming but bottled it.

I've only gone and got a new armchair and footstool. Living it up in luxury. Never been so comfy sat here. It's a recliner with a downward sloping separate footstool and wait for it ..... the whole lot's only made out of cream leather and posh legs. Like I said, living it up in luxury like a chief. Just gonna recline for a minute don't get jealous.

Dynasty theme tune, long beautiful version.

The one's I drink have barely got any taste. I'm not a fan of those strong flavoured ones. VitaCoco virtually tastes like plain water.

I was once a passenger in a 7.5 tonner (with a digger on the back) of which the driver was literally trippin on acid as Jerry 'St Clair' Dignan says. Bang out of order no joke. Had nightmares that night woke up screaming "WATCH THE BOLLARDS DAVE THE BOLLARRRRRRRRRRDS". After that experience I'm fine being a passenger in a car with a cannabissed up driver. Not that that ever happens as I always drive myself nowadays and stay out of trouble.

Innocent Coconut Water is only £2 for a litre at Sainsbo's. If you know what's good for you you'll whack a couple of those in your trolley. And their own stonebaked pizzas (medium sized) half price £1.85. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GET DOWN THERE!

Well done and good luck to the new Dads! Marvelous stuff. There are some very prejudiced people out there. Dye your hair before you even think about an outfit or set placement mate.

Cross her path your ass'll get whipped bitch. Great days Eddie, great days.

Shower her with your special love. When she's in her armchair lean over the back of it and put a cup of tea that you've just made on her table. Then lean in and do a sexy whisper something like in the voice of Owen off Corrie saying "I'm off up the shops love to get some peach ski's. Go and wash the muff and bosoms when you've finished your cuppa" and finish with the wink and chk chk noise out the side of your mouth. They never tire of romance.

I can never get my head around why so many people seem to think of the earth and everything on it as being insignificant. There is no evidence of any other life in the universe whatsoever, and there could well be none at all! Until we've got proof that our planet means nothing in the grand scheme of things then I'll have to believe the opposite, because from what we do know we are unique. If there does happen to be other species somewhere out there then I would still say that all parts of the universe with life in them are the significant parts.

Everyone's entitled to two rants a day in this day and age.

There's been a great view of the Moon, Jupiter, Venus and Regulus in the past few weeks around 10pm. I've been walking the dog just as it gets dark and most nights I could see the first three at the start of the walk and by the time I came home Regulus had appeared as it got darker. Incredible thoughts to be had looking at that lot. It's the opposite I think. It shows us how special our planet and inhabitants are. We could well be the least insignificant thing in the universe.

He's on your side Ken!

I was on the A38 recently somewhere near Sutton in Ashfield and got stuck behind some twat going dangerously slow. I had an OAP in the car and we had lorries catching us up rapidly having to brake or move into other lane. I couldn't get into the outside lane because we were about to turn off and it was very busy. He pulled off in front of us so I burned past him on the off-road staring into his window and he was sitting there like nothing had happened with a spliff in his right hand. I know a hashish joint when I see one, it defo wasn't a roll-up. I was livid because he nearly caused a few accidents so I said sorry about this Nanna, got right in front of him and slowed down doing the willy puller sign in the back seat area. I was thinking if he wants a bag of potatoes round the side of the head he can have one (just been to Sainsbury's).

I saw the video of that and the guy in the little white car nicked her space. She's a lady and had obviously been trying to get in that gap for a while, and he just rolled into her spot as if he owned the place.

Good post. Would read again.