Our squad... according to Foxes talk

[urban fox]

So i have been going through various threads on here recently and decided to put together a squad analysis based on my observations of comments from this forum. These are not necessarily my own views, are often contradictory and i have my tongue firmly in my cheek as i write this but here goes.

 

Kasper - great keeper, under rated or (according to his dad) overlooked but cant kick for toffee. shouts a lot

Ward - Decent second string keeper, but Really? £12M for a reserve keeper. Wikileaks

Ricky P - World class, best RB in the league but he is injured so we are ****ed. Probably off to Barca/Real next year

JJ - Still too early to tell. shows promise but perhaps not as good as we would like to believe but deserves a chance to prove himself for now

Evans - Solid, dependable absolute bargain probably our player of the year

Cags - Breath of fresh air, was expected to be a car crash but has proved everyone wrong. Harry who? oh and (allegedly) he has a big one

Wes - captain marvel, legend and good to have around the club but not the team as he is about as quick as an oil tanker these days

Benko - Despite rave reviews from north of the border made of glass, obviously not deemed good enough by management

Chilwell - Englands first choice left back, one of our own but has no right foot or end product and only passes sideways. totally crap and should be boo'ed at every opportunity until he can be flogged to chelsea as long as they cough up a record fee for a LB

Fuchs - Solid dependable stand in for our totally useless LB (see above). Obviously liked around the training ground but getting a bit too old and slow

Amartey - had back luck with injuries, decent utility player for lower PL/Championship side but not good enough for us anymore. Sell

Wilf - A beast. we are useless without him. all round nice bloke

Youri - Too fat, unfit  (despite stats saying he covers more yards than any other player) not as good as we thought when everyone said we should break the bank to get him. who are you and what have you done with the real YT?

Praet - why do we not play him every game?

James - Sick note should have been pensioned off years ago but got a new contract instead

Maddison - Show pony, no fashion sense, falls over a lot and should not be allowed to be friends with anyone outside the club. crap at corners. Oh and he would be first choice for England but he is ignored because he does not play for a big club

Mendy - League 1 at best. off at the end of season, good riddance was never any good total rubbish but maybe we should offer him a new deal in case the beast gets injured again

Hamza - walking red card, rash impetuous and not as good as we all thought he was but he is one of our own and has the best hair in the league so that's ok.

Perez - Links well with Ricky P despite being played out of position but lightweight, terrible player total sh1te not worth the money and his name is not Mahrez. Bin him off

Albrighton - Legend, solid workhorse one of the best crossers around but as we don't have anyone to get on the end of them is now past it and should be binned

Gray - Obviously has talent but no brain. Had enough chances not going to get any better, get rid if anyone will buy him

Barnes - Young exciting but inconsistent, doesn't score enough and can go missing. Can't play with Chilwell and doesn't defend

Vardy - The new messiah, untouchable even when playing poorly it is not his fault and he is not getting enough service, the system is crap etc. His missus is a grass but we think it is good for a laugh and he always scores when opposition fans wind him up over it

Nacho - Was completely rubbish no confidence couldn't  score in a brothel should have binned off but is now a cult hero who should be getting far more pitch time 

 

Special mention to Andy King - Absolute club legend, Mr Leicester city a great servant to the club, everyone wishing him well wherever he goes, hopes he comes back in some capacity. Oh and he was not good enough for us anymore anyway.

 

Youth squad ??????? do we have anyone any good and if so why are we not loaning them out to league 1/2.  Hirst should immediately be promoted to first team despite not having been anywhere near the bench as yet but he is 6'3" so must be brilliant and therefore we would have a plan B ie lump it up to a tall bloke.

 

 

[Arriba Los Zorros]

Hirst should immediately be promoted to first team despite not having been anywhere near the bench as yet but he is 6'3" so must be brilliant and therefore we would have a plan B ie lump it up to a tall bloke.

 

There is one poster on here that says this time and time again and even made a thread on it where he's pretty much the only one contributing to it!

[Jon the Hat]

8 minutes ago, Arriba Los Zorros said:

Hirst should immediately be promoted to first team despite not having been anywhere near the bench as yet but he is 6'3" so must be brilliant and therefore we would have a plan B ie lump it up to a tall bloke.

 

There is one poster on here that says this time and time again and even made a thread on it where he's pretty much the only one contributing to it!

Obsessed with youth player? Has anyone checked he isn't Thacian? 

[M0901]

18 hours ago, urban fox said:

So i have been going through various threads on here recently and decided to put together a squad analysis based on my observations of comments from this forum. These are not necessarily my own views, are often contradictory and i have my tongue firmly in my cheek as i write this but here goes.

 

Kasper - great keeper, under rated or (according to his dad) overlooked but cant kick for toffee. shouts a lot

Ward - Decent second string keeper, but Really? £12M for a reserve keeper. Wikileaks

Ricky P - World class, best RB in the league but he is injured so we are ****ed. Probably off to Barca/Real next year

JJ - Still too early to tell. shows promise but perhaps not as good as we would like to believe but deserves a chance to prove himself for now

Evans - Solid, dependable absolute bargain probably our player of the year

Cags - Breath of fresh air, was expected to be a car crash but has proved everyone wrong. Harry who? oh and (allegedly) he has a big one

Wes - captain marvel, legend and good to have around the club but not the team as he is about as quick as an oil tanker these days

Benko - Despite rave reviews from north of the border made of glass, obviously not deemed good enough by management

Chilwell - Englands first choice left back, one of our own but has no right foot or end product and only passes sideways. totally crap and should be boo'ed at every opportunity until he can be flogged to chelsea as long as they cough up a record fee for a LB

Fuchs - Solid dependable stand in for our totally useless LB (see above). Obviously liked around the training ground but getting a bit too old and slow

Amartey - had back luck with injuries, decent utility player for lower PL/Championship side but not good enough for us anymore. Sell

Wilf - A beast. we are useless without him. all round nice bloke

Youri - Too fat, unfit  (despite stats saying he covers more yards than any other player) not as good as we thought when everyone said we should break the bank to get him. who are you and what have you done with the real YT?

Praet - why do we not play him every game?

James - Sick note should have been pensioned off years ago but got a new contract instead

Maddison - Show pony, no fashion sense, falls over a lot and should not be allowed to be friends with anyone outside the club. crap at corners. Oh and he would be first choice for England but he is ignored because he does not play for a big club

Mendy - League 1 at best. off at the end of season, good riddance was never any good total rubbish but maybe we should offer him a new deal in case the beast gets injured again

Hamza - walking red card, rash impetuous and not as good as we all thought he was but he is one of our own and has the best hair in the league so that's ok.

Perez - Links well with Ricky P despite being played out of position but lightweight, terrible player total sh1te not worth the money and his name is not Mahrez. Bin him off

Albrighton - Legend, solid workhorse one of the best crossers around but as we don't have anyone to get on the end of them is now past it and should be binned

Gray - Obviously has talent but no brain. Had enough chances not going to get any better, get rid if anyone will buy him

Barnes - Young exciting but inconsistent, doesn't score enough and can go missing. Can't play with Chilwell and doesn't defend

Vardy - The new messiah, untouchable even when playing poorly it is not his fault and he is not getting enough service, the system is crap etc. His missus is a grass but we think it is good for a laugh and he always scores when opposition fans wind him up over it

Nacho - Was completely rubbish no confidence couldn't  score in a brothel should have binned off but is now a cult hero who should be getting far more pitch time 

 

Special mention to Andy King - Absolute club legend, Mr Leicester city a great servant to the club, everyone wishing him well wherever he goes, hopes he comes back in some capacity. Oh and he was not good enough for us anymore anyway.

 

Youth squad ??????? do we have anyone any good and if so why are we not loaning them out to league 1/2.  Hirst should immediately be promoted to first team despite not having been anywhere near the bench as yet but he is 6'3" so must be brilliant and therefore we would have a plan B ie lump it up to a tall bloke.

 

 

You've summed this up absolutely perfectly in terms of comments on here! You've given me a good laugh. 

 

Goes to show the overreaction on here.

[davieG]

1 hour ago, Jon the Hat said:

Obsessed with youth player? Has anyone checked he isn't Thacian? 

To be fair his obsession with youth players was because the 1st team was full of ageing useless crap.

[Scotch]

You forgot about our Manager.....

 

Doesn't know how to change his game plans or is too cocky to do so despite the fact that we are usually better in the second half and according to Celtic fans, isn't that good despite the fact that they hate him for leaving. Not to mention he is BFF's with Congerton who should be hung for treason despite 5he fact that he has not really had much of a say in signing anyone for us yet....

[brucey]

I mean.... Most of this is accurate 

 

You forgot running the ball out of play for Chilwell btw 

[Guest]

Jakupovic and Bennett can't even make Urban's squad, 

 

Waiting for the follow up including Slimani, Silva and Ghezzal

 

 

Thanks Urban - funny but true.

[urban fox]

3 hours ago, FIF said:

Jakupovic and Bennett can't even make Urban's squad, 

 

Waiting for the follow up including Slimani, Silva and Ghezzal

 

 

Thanks Urban - funny but true.

Thought i would keep it mainstream. did think of including them, but as the first two are conspicuous by their absence wasn't much to go on and as for the other three struggling to keep it clean.

just trying to lighten the mood a little and glad it gave you a giggle

 

3 hours ago, brucey said:

I mean.... Most of this is accurate 

 

You forgot running the ball out of play for Chilwell btw 

yeah but would have had to repeat that too many times 

 

3 hours ago, Foxy_Bear said:

You forgot about our Manager.....

 

Doesn't know how to change his game plans or is too cocky to do so despite the fact that we are usually better in the second half and according to Celtic fans, isn't that good despite the fact that they hate him for leaving. Not to mention he is BFF's with Congerton who should be hung for treason despite 5he fact that he has not really had much of a say in signing anyone for us yet....

Again thought would stick to the playing squad for now. but you also forgot to add that he is also the best manager we have ever had, fully deserved his pay rise and will lead us to the promised land

[Scotch]

2 minutes ago, urban fox said:

 

 

Again thought would stick to the playing squad for now. but you also forgot to add that he is also the best manager we have ever had, fully deserved his pay rise and will lead us to the promised land

AND.....Apparently he has the ability to sort out ANY players bad attitude and turn any youth player into a world beater BUT is still tactically naive!

[Fox92]

On 29/06/2020 at 19:52, urban fox said:

 

Albrighton - Legend, solid workhorse one of the best crossers around but as we don't have anyone to get on the end of them is now past it and should be binned

 

 

 

Albrighton - People post "he's underrated, so underrated, nobody ever speaks about him" despite the fact we have a thread every time he has a good game.