Brenfox Posted 16 December 2005 Posted 16 December 2005 This was an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of The Sun... I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Wales. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being Welsh?
Head Honcho Posted 16 December 2005 Posted 16 December 2005 Nice little chuckler to start Friday evening off :laugh:
Bert Posted 16 December 2005 Posted 16 December 2005 This was an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of The Sun... I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to a guy from Wales. My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters, who are prostitutes. I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth on remand centre on charges of incest with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who indeed is still a part time working girl in a brothel, however, her time there is limited as she has recently been infected with an STD. We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancée utilizing her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and of course I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being Welsh? Where do you find these, Brenda?
Guest Posted 16 December 2005 Posted 16 December 2005 come on lisa, pay more attention If that's from the Sun, then I'm a Page3 girl.
Head Honcho Posted 16 December 2005 Posted 16 December 2005 Where do you find these, Brenda? Take your pick Lisa. http://www.google.co.uk/search?as_q=&num=1...ts=&safe=images
Guest Posted 16 December 2005 Posted 16 December 2005 Take your pick Lisa. http://www.google.co.uk/search?as_q=&num=1...ts=&safe=images I get the feeling I could be shocked if I was to open that link.
Rincewind Posted 16 December 2005 Posted 16 December 2005 Surely not even the Sun would be dumb enough to publish that as a genuine letter to a problem page.
Nationwider Posted 17 December 2005 Posted 17 December 2005 Surely not even the Sun would be dumb enough to publish that as a genuine letter to a problem page. I hope they did. It's tres funny.
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