Durnerz Posted 22 December 2005 Posted 22 December 2005 Make love not war...... Who's up for an Orgy then?
Sir JJ Wilcox Posted 22 December 2005 Posted 22 December 2005 They'd be about 15 lads and maybe 1 girl so i think i'll give than a miss
Cobbo Posted 22 December 2005 Posted 22 December 2005 Definitely Mrs Hullcox. Though I have to say that Carl and Cobbo have done very well for themselves. We bloody have, thank you for mentioning that Roy, you're a true ledge
cisono Posted 23 December 2005 Posted 23 December 2005 Dunno, someone that's a bit relaxed about relationships like me. What happens usually is you work pure hard to get them in bed and then after they think they own you! Of course... that's the way it is
cisono Posted 23 December 2005 Posted 23 December 2005 Someone who cooks and cleans for me, wants sex whenever I want it, has a body like Angelina, shuts up when shes got nothing intelligent to say, worships me all the time, earns the money in the family while doing it all with a smile on her face Dream on
Bert Posted 23 December 2005 Posted 23 December 2005 Dream on He's just woke up in his bowl of cornflakes!
Thracian Posted 23 December 2005 Posted 23 December 2005 Someone who cooks and cleans for me, wants sex whenever I want it, has a body like Angelina, shuts up when shes got nothing intelligent to say, worships me all the time, earns the money in the family while doing it all with a smile on her face You haven't got a spare have you, Shen?
The People's Hero Posted 23 December 2005 Posted 23 December 2005 Leave him be, theres been too much nastiness on here today - spread the love! Spread the legs - share the love. Innapropriate? Hell yes.
Guest Posted 23 December 2005 Posted 23 December 2005 Spread the legs - share the love. Innapropriate? Hell yes. James - when were you ever appropriate?
The People's Hero Posted 23 December 2005 Posted 23 December 2005 Good question. However my revised New Year's Resolution is to be even more inappropriate.
leicesterChick Posted 25 December 2005 Posted 25 December 2005 Someone who cooks and cleans for me, wants sex whenever I want it, has a body like Angelina, shuts up when shes got nothing intelligent to say, worships me all the time, earns the money in the family while doing it all with a smile on her face I suppse you would be jealous of my boyfriend then. He thinks that I am all of those things! I guess I would have to be the "ideal" girlfriend!!
Guest Posted 25 December 2005 Posted 25 December 2005 I suppse you would be jealous of my boyfriend then. He thinks that I am all of those things! I guess I would have to be the "ideal" girlfriend!! It's such a bind, isn't it?
Foxes 2 da grave Posted 25 December 2005 Posted 25 December 2005 I suppse you would be jealous of my boyfriend then. He thinks that I am all of those things! I guess I would have to be the "ideal" girlfriend!! the ideal girlfriends got to have money so i can live off them not pay for them to clean and do the usual
Foxes 2 da grave Posted 25 December 2005 Posted 25 December 2005 a fresher and cleaner version of waynetta slob
Foxes 2 da grave Posted 25 December 2005 Posted 25 December 2005 nah i have a bird unlike u u willy puller its christmas no need to be name calling
stulcfc Posted 25 December 2005 Posted 25 December 2005 so what wanntter slob pmsl my bird fitttttt 2 me anyway
Foxes 2 da grave Posted 25 December 2005 Posted 25 December 2005 my birds fit but i wont be seing her till the 30th. i just think waynetta is lazy and the sort of bird who wont moan if im being lazy
stulcfc Posted 25 December 2005 Posted 25 December 2005 my birds fit but i wont be seing her till the 30th. i just think waynetta is lazy and the sort of bird who wont moan if im being lazy i aint seein my bird till tuseday but i see ma mate on the 30th just got out of a yong affenders place so thats good he rote to me and sed he wasnt gettin in trouble again so i will make shure he dont
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