Bert Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 Whilst we're doing the confessional thing, I also spend too much time playing on fruit machines, too much money backing Leicester to win, too much of my spare time sitting around on't computer/watching tv and loads of other things. I also harbour secret feelings for Libertine as he shares my passion for Family Guy and The Libertines. Me to but i love playing on them!
The People's Hero Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 nope! shitty filthy habit! Oi. Shum, get on msn ya rogue!
The People's Hero Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 Me to but i love playing on them! I'm quite good on some of them these days It's taken years of losing money though! haha
Babylon Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 Also once I kissed a bird who smoked a lot and she tasted **** disgusting. That's her mouth by the way. I refuse to even go out with anyone who smokes. Vile.
The People's Hero Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 I refuse to even go out with anyone who smokes. Vile. I take what I can get. Seriously though... if you're ever reading this Charlotte, that's just not true... I have extremely high standards.
Ricey Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 I used to smoke but I gave up around 2 years a go.
C-man Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 I've smoked a fine cuban cigar once. However no cigarettes. Ever. So i voted no.
TrickyTrev Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 It always seems a good diea when pissed out of my head for some reason. I also have the occaisional victory cigar on special occaisions.
The People's Hero Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 I have been known to smoke the odd cigar. But that's because I'm cool. I think we can all agree that cigars are cool.
Libertine Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 I have been known to smoke the odd cigar. But that's because I'm cool.I think we can all agree that cigars are cool. Definately.
The People's Hero Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 Definately. And by association, I am cool! Yay, go me.
Bert Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 I'm quite good on some of them these days It's taken years of losing money though! haha Haha, i wait 'til people have put all their money in and then go on and win
The People's Hero Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 Go round the locals and play on Sundays early lunchtime. They tend to get filled up Friday and Saturday nights. Found some good ones round Maidstone, problem is one of them, which is usually rich (easy) pickings, is dead quiet when I go in at lunchtimes and I think I'll be asked not to bother going back soon
Knighton Matt Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 I have been known to smoke the odd cigar. But that's because I'm cool. I think we can all agree that cigars are cool. Only if rolled on the thighs of a virgin!
The People's Hero Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 Only if rolled on the thighs of a virgin! A virgin in Maidstone who's thighs I'd WANT to see? Don't think so. No, seriously, Maidstone birds are classy like.
Knighton Matt Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 A virgin in Maidstone who's thighs I'd WANT to see? Don't think so. No, seriously, Maidstone birds are classy like. legendary comment! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The People's Hero Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 A lot of slappers in Maidstone don't give you a choice about whether you want to see their thighs or not. Strangely, most of them are the greasy, cheap standard of women.. the kind of thighs you'd associate more with a KFC bucket than anything else. Anyway, these women probably aren't virgins are they?
Knighton Matt Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 A lot of slappers in Maidstone don't give you a choice about whether you want to see their thighs or not. Strangely, most of them are the greasy, cheap standard of women.. the kind of thighs you'd associate more with a KFC bucket than anything else. Anyway, these women probably aren't virgins are they? Bucket being the operative word mate! Prob get change out of a tenner unlike our good friend the colonel as well!
The People's Hero Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 Bucket being the operative word mate! Prob get change out of a tenner unlike our good friend the colonel as well! I think for a tenner you get to do the bird in question plus one daughter (just one... come on, someone has to look after their various designer clothing wearing kids (courtesy of the social of course)
Knighton Matt Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 I think for a tenner you get to do the bird in question plus one daughter (just one... come on, someone has to look after their various designer clothing wearing kids (courtesy of the social of course) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Not forgetting the occasional 5 finger discount from Bluewater!
holly Posted 21 February 2006 Posted 21 February 2006 Aww, come on give the girl a break. I mean, one or two fags when you're drinking hardly makes you a proper smoker. It's not like she cannot get through the day without a cigarette. In fact I'm sure I cou... er, I mean Holly could give up completely anytime she wanted... i dont smoke enough to give up! that 1 or 2 happens very very rarely!! i was just saying about it!!
Lemon Harpic Posted 22 February 2006 Posted 22 February 2006 i dont smoke enough to give up! that 1 or 2 happens very very rarely!! i was just saying about it!! Yep, I was trying to be clever. I was really talking about myself (I only smoke when I'm drinking). I mean I'm hardly a proper smoker just because I have some at weekends, and I could give 'em up anytime I wanted.... Probably.
The People's Hero Posted 22 February 2006 Posted 22 February 2006 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Not forgetting the occasional 5 finger discount from Bluewater! Bluewater rocks. More tweed than you can shake a stick at!
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