The Birthday Name Game

City Fan · 23 February 2006

I killed a door because I wanted to

Rincewind · 23 February 2006

I licked a window because I was lonely.

Doesn't everyone?

Nationwider · 23 February 2006

I licked a window because I was lonely.

Doesn't everyone?

Seems reasonable to me.

Mine was - "I raped it because I can".

I've added that to my "Emergency List of Prosecution Excuses". To be honest, it's not a very good one, and I've got no intention of ever using it.

Alexikokopops · 24 February 2006

I shat on myself because it's a hobby.

securedfox · 24 February 2006

I killed a computer because i wanted to....... Actually iv'e done this quite often....Am i alone? :whistle:

Jordan · 24 February 2006

I ate a dog because I'm gay.

securedfox · 24 February 2006

I ate a dog because I'm gay.

And hungry ....Possibly? :ermm:

Stuliasz · 24 February 2006

I punched paper because I was bored.

:yawn:

Robsdee · 24 February 2006

I humped a computer because i'm gay! :unsure:

Collymore · 24 February 2006

I shot a book because it's a hobby :blink:

Steven · 24 February 2006

I killed a book because I was bored. :cry: :cry: :huh: :unsure: :whistle:

Tommy · 24 February 2006

I bit a hooker because I wanted to

Milky · 24 February 2006

I focked a cat because you're a bitch

that's got some logic to it, i didn't fancy the dog, so i opted for a cat instead. :thumbup:

Jonesy_rules · 24 February 2006

i ran away from a door because i'm lonely!

It's true, honest, don't laugh at me, i can see you all laughing, stop it!

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