Leicester Lass Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 First, pick the first letter of your LAST name: A: I sucked on B: I ate C: I killed D: I licked E: I stabbed F: I sat on G: I focked H: I slapped I: I made out with J: I raped K: I bit L: I played with M: I shat on N: I kissed O: I grabbed P: I kicked Q: I laid R: I pissed on S: I shot T: I humped U: I fingered V: I watched W: I punched X: I stripped for Y: I ran away from Z: I made Now pick your DAY of birth: 1: a dog 2: myself 3: a telephone 4: a tree 5: a cat 6: my mom 7: paper 8: a chair 9: a computer 10: a book 11: a moose 12: your mom 13: a dead person 14: a rat 15: a hooker 16: a librarian 17: a blade of grass 18: a teacher 19: a window 20: a door 21: a desk 22: a cup 23: coffee 24: you 25: a pie 26: a bird 27: a llama 28: it 29: a cupcake 30: poo 31: my dad Now pick your birth month: January: because im gay February: because i was pissed off March: because I had to take a crap April: because I was horny May: because I was bored June: because I wanted to July: Because Im cool August: because its a hobby September: because I can October: because im mentally ill November: because I am lonley December: because you're a bitch Mine is I licked a dead person because I wanted to
andyh1884 Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I slapped a hooker because I was bored. Not unreasonable if you ask me - if you've paid good money..........
Random Burglar Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I slapped a hooker because I was bored. Not unreasonable if you ask me - if you've paid good money..........
Northants Fox Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I Shit on a dead person because i was bored
Benji Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I played with paper because im gay sounds about right
Cat Burger Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I licked a bird because I was pissed off. Such is my super speed.
Strokes Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I killed myself because i can I Shit on a dead person because i was bored You shit on dead people when you are bored!! stay away fom me
Northants Fox Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 You shit on dead people when you are bored!! stay away fom me I normaly eat when i'm bored!!!
Bluefoxtim Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I shot my teacher beacause you were a bitch
frenchy_lcfc Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I humped a lama becuase im mentally ill! <_<
davieG Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 Blimey they're a bit rude some of them, I don't think I'll post the one i came up with!
Flemmish Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I sat on a desk because I had to take a crap Sounds almost normal
filbertway Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 Blimey they're a bit rude some of them, I don't think I'll post the one i came up with! Come on davie
davieG Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 Not me but someone I know: I focked a hooker because I was horny, oh well I guess at least it could be called 'normal', unlike some.
C-man Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I killed a moose because i wanted to Great game though, well done leicester lass
C-man Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I killed myself because I am gay. seems about right
Foxes 2 da grave Posted 23 February 2006 Posted 23 February 2006 I stripped for a door because i wanted to.
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