Daggers Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 Jasper Carrot barely missed me and my brother while reversing his stupid little car outside Birmingham City this season. Has anyone else almost been hurt by a careless celebrity?
Nationwider Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 Bombhead from Hollyoaks (I don't know his real name) nearly ran into me at Leeds station about a month ago. He was obviously running to catch a train at about 8.10am.
Daggers Posted 23 May 2006 Author Posted 23 May 2006 Bombhead from Hollyoaks (I don't know his real name) nearly ran into me at Leeds station about a month ago. He was obviously running to catch a train at about 8.10am. Does he qualify as a celebrity? In my world, men with unrememberable names probably aren't that famous. Doesn't stop him being a barsturd though. Bloomin actors, no thought for anyone but themselves (and starving children if there's a good photo-op)
Master Fox Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I nearly crashed into Keith Gillespe once pulling into a car park!
Dr The Singh Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I nearly crashed into Keith Gillespe once pulling into a car park! I nearly pissed on Kieth Gillespie in Showrooms Toilets!!!
Master Fox Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I nearly pissed on Kieth Gillespie in Showrooms Toilets!!! I pissed on Steve Davis once!
Strokes Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I pissed on Steve Davies once! The former Burnley player?
Master Fox Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 The former Burnley player? No, Steve interesting Davis! I was going for a piss in Rileys in Northampton, turned around to see who it was and wazzed on Steves foot. I was pretty drunk at the time!
Dr The Singh Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 No, Steve interesting Davies! I was going for a piss in Rileys in Northampton, turned around to see who it was and wazzed on Steves foot. I was pretty drunk at the time! You sure your not on about Steve Davis!!
Master Fox Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 You sure your not on about Steve Davis!! Yeah, sorry my spelling is wrong! Davis the snooker player! I'm sorry if i confused you Singh
Sir Fynwy Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 A few of us almost got run over by Fatboy Slim at Brighton.
Strokes Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 Yeah, sorry my spelling is wrong! Davis the snooker player! I'm sorry if i confused you Singh Where's my apology?? you confused me
Master Fox Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 Where's my apoligy?? you confused me I'm sorry Fox4Eva, I'm sorry if i confused you!
Strokes Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I'm sorry Fox4Eva, I'm sorry if i confused you! DAMN IT, YOU QUOTED MY SPELLING MISTAKE NOW I HAVE TO APOLOGISE. SORRY EVERYONE
Master Fox Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 DAMN IT, YOU QUOTED MY SPELLING MISTAKE NOW I HAVE TO APOLOGISE. SORRY EVERYONE
hairy Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I once saw Keith Chegwin's manhood I've never been the same since
Dr The Singh Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I once saw Keith Chegwin's manhood I've never been the same since By accident or on purpose???
Master Fox Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I once saw Keith Chegwin's manhood I've never been the same since How big ?
hairy Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 By accident or on purpose??? Turned on the telly one night and there it was. I think it was an accident and as I understand Maggie did too.
Nationwider Posted 23 May 2006 Posted 23 May 2006 I suppose that could be classed as pyschological cruelty. You could never get over that. He's bad enough fully-clothed.
Daggers Posted 23 May 2006 Author Posted 23 May 2006 I nearly pissed on Kieth Gillespie in Showrooms Toilets!!! Me and my brother went to see 'local band makes good and gets a no mark gig' in London. Chelsea, the band, were in their on the piss. Lead singer is skulled, pissing in the urinal...just slowly turns 90 degrees and starts pissing all over my brothers leg. Never liked Chelsea.
Guest Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 A few of us almost got run over by Fatboy Slim at Brighton. I wouldn't mind, but he had several attempts at it. The bar steward.
Daggers Posted 24 May 2006 Author Posted 24 May 2006 I wouldn't mind, but he had several attempts at it. The bar steward. ...and there was me thinking that hitting people with cars was a boxers preserve
Katy Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 ...and there was me thinking that hitting people with cars was a boxers preserve Yowsers!
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