The People's Hero Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 You'll probably all flame me for this. But seriously, they look sh it.
holly Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 You'll probably all flame me for this. But seriously, they look sh it. as in the ones that u winde down the window and put it on the window rim and winde it back up again?
The People's Hero Posted 24 May 2006 Author Posted 24 May 2006 as in the ones that u winde down the window and put it on the window rim and winde it back up again? Yes. Are there any other kind. If so - they're shit too.
davieG Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 This spoof was around for the last world cup; DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY 2006. Information Release. Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving. For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found to be driving badly which includes: -overtaking in dangerous places; -hovering within one inch of the car in front; -stopping sharply; -speeding in residential areas; -pulling out without indication; -performing U turns inappropriately in busy highstreets; -under taking on motorways and -taking up more than one lane in multi lane roads. These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians. Those drivers who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general lower intelligence mindset to the general public. Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags. Department of Transport.
The People's Hero Posted 24 May 2006 Author Posted 24 May 2006 You have my vote. NW - we should be running this currently as a fascistic as well as fetishistic partnership.
Knighton Matt Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 Pikey as you like. It's all the new money bringing the country down again...
Nationwider Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 This spoof was around for the last world cup; DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY 2006. Information Release. That's good!
lcfcalan Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 A question of timing methinks. Win the world cup and it will look great, but for now , maybe a bit on the crap side .
The People's Hero Posted 24 May 2006 Author Posted 24 May 2006 A question of timing methinks. Win the world cup and it will look great, but for now , maybe a bit on the crap side . Interesting suggestion. Ask we when/if we win the world cup! How ya doin' Al?
Nationwider Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 NW - we should be running this currently as a fascistic as well as fetishistic partnership. You got my vote! Car Flag? Get A Tord Grip!
holly Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 Yes. Are there any other kind. If so - they're shit too. dunno was just checkin
Lemon Harpic Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 You got my vote! I think you may be missing the point of fascism!
Nationwider Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 I think you may be missing the point of fascism! It's a whole new ideology! You get a vote, but it counts for nothing. No wait, that's been done all ready...
lcfcalan Posted 24 May 2006 Posted 24 May 2006 Interesting suggestion. Ask we when/if we win the world cup! How ya doin' Al? Ok Jimbob ty , we could get all political with this one and mention the councils that nick people for being patriotic, (only english patriots) IE: nick people for 'flying' their flags. still looks crap for now though. I trust all is well in the land of Kent ?
The People's Hero Posted 24 May 2006 Author Posted 24 May 2006 Ok Jimbob ty , we could get all political with this one and mention the councils that nick people for being patriotic, (only english patriots) IE: nick people for 'flying' their flags. still looks crap for now though. I trust all is well in the land of Kent ? Yeah, keeping busy mate. I've actually been quite lazy tonight but generally am either at work, the gym or with my head buried in books studying. Hope you're well and pass my regards to your good lady (who I've never met) and the boys!
Guest Posted 25 May 2006 Posted 25 May 2006 If you think car flags are shit, what does that make the bunting and flags decorating people's homes?
Dr The Singh Posted 25 May 2006 Posted 25 May 2006 During the World Cup the flags will look the part, but for now they do look abit silly!
Sir Fynwy Posted 25 May 2006 Posted 25 May 2006 During the World Cup the flags will look the part, but for now they do look abit silly! I don't agree, the flags will always look shit IMO. I just hate this lame 'world cup fever', club before country always!
Steven Posted 25 May 2006 Posted 25 May 2006 It's a whole new ideology! You get a vote, but it counts for nothing. No wait, that's been done all ready... We live in a Democracy though.
Steven Posted 25 May 2006 Posted 25 May 2006 If you think car flags are shit, what does that make the bunting and flags decorating people's homes? Over the top.
Katy Posted 25 May 2006 Posted 25 May 2006 There's nothing wrong in showing a bit of support and pride for your country. I will always choose Leicester above England but I dont see the harm in having a few flags hanging out of your window.
Master Fox Posted 25 May 2006 Posted 25 May 2006 Those flags are f~cking rubbish. You only tend to see them on sh1t old bangers and white vans!
Chairman of the Bored Posted 25 May 2006 Posted 25 May 2006 Just to be different I've attached a plastic car to my flag. Now that looks the business.
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