The People's Hero Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 KM - It's time to get all cloak and dagger on their collective ass.
Dr The Singh Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 You are led by Master Fox the master of all evil and someone who is in league with an evil Swedish cult! I suspect you are less sympathetic to their causes young Singh! You should come and join the uprising! We have sausage rolls and scotch eggs to tempt all those who doubt the true intentions of the Axis of Evil! Sausage Rolls and scotch eggs are tempting... but Master Fox's Swedish Porn Cult is too good to resists!!!
Master Fox Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Our policies include: More ra-ra skirts. Toasted Sandwiches for all. Wanton destruction of sheds/garages to be rewarded with beer. I agree with some of policies, but I will not allow you to burn our sheds & garages! If you do not give up your destruction programme and keep refusing to hand over your supply gasoline and matches this could result in military force being used against your regime
Fez of Mahrez Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 I agree with some of policies, but I will not allow you to burn our sheds & garages! If you don't not give up your destruction programme and keep refusing to hand over your supply gasoline and matches this could result in military force being used against your regime Doubt that will be a problem
Steven Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 For storing things...yes! For comedy...no! Your are just Shedist. <_<
Libertine Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 I agree with some of policies, but I will not allow you to burn our sheds & garages! If you don't not give up your destruction programme and keep refusing to hand over your supply gasoline and matches this could result in military force being used against your regime This means you're about to attack! Arse. Edit: No it doesn't!
Dr The Singh Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 I agree with some of policies, but I will not allow you to burn our sheds & garages! If you don't not give up your destruction programme and keep refusing to hand over your supply gasoline and matches this could result in military force being used against your regime There policies are good but without porn there troops will soon disapear!!!
The People's Hero Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Fu ck. I've got a shed in my garden. They've infiltrated base camp... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 KM - It's time to get all cloak and dagger on their collective ass. Give me a mop Sir TP of H!
Master Fox Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Our policies include: More ra-ra skirts. Toasted Sandwiches for all. Wanton destruction of sheds/garages to be rewarded with beer. I believe you could be persuaded to change sides with an offering of one Mr Singh's fine specimen of over-sized ladies for your personal pleasure! The grass can be greener on the other side TPH; we could offer you a high powered position within the cabinet!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 I believe you could be persuaded to change sides with an offering of one Mr Singh's fine specimen of over-sized ladies for your personal pleasure! The grass can be greener on the other side TPH; we could offer you a high powered position within the cabinet! You gave up early.
Dr The Singh Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Fu ck. I've got a shed in my garden. They've infiltrated base camp... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yes, and soon there will be a shed in every house, then we IOI, MF and The Singh and rain swedish porn to the world!!!
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 Fu ck. I've got a shed in my garden. They've infiltrated base camp... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They will stop at nothing to crush the uprising mate! Our fuel supplies our running low due to their influences in higher place with rich porn barons who have imposed economic sanctions. Resort to Plan B) - The Wrath of the Sledgehammer!
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 There policies are good but without porn there troops will soon disapear!!! We have a bevvy of FT beauties on our side we need no scud!
Libertine Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 They will stop at nothing to crush the uprising mate! Our fuel supplies our running low due to their influences in higher place with rich porn barons who have imposed economic sanctions. Resort to Plan B) - The Wrath of the Sledgehammer! ?
Dr The Singh Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 I believe you could be persuaded to change sides with an offering of one Mr Singh's fine specimen of over-sized ladies for your personal pleasure! The grass can be greener on the other side TPH; we could offer you a high powered position within the cabinet! Judas!!! But by me moving and excepting, sausage rolls and other sundries and the ample supply of valumptious women, would heal the differences do be it, I will sacrifice myself!!!
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 I believe you could be persuaded to change sides with an offering of one Mr Singh's fine specimen of over-sized ladies for your personal pleasure! The grass can be greener on the other side TPH; we could offer you a high powered position within the cabinet! TPH is not for turning he has an iron will(y) allegedly!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 We have a bevvy of FT beauties on our side we need no scud! Does Ian Marshall and Ian Ormondroyd in drag really count as a bevvy of beauties?
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 Judas!!! But by me moving and excepting, sausage rolls and other sundries and the ample supply of valumptious women, would heal the differences do be it, I will sacrifice myself!!! Come join us Singh with our protection Master Fox will never find you and you won't have to change your name and identity! Might have a bit of explaining to do to the wife though!
Dr The Singh Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Does Ian Marshall and Ian Ormondroyd in drag really count as a bevvy of beauties? That's it, I take back my offer of a truce by switching sides, I was promised heavy beauts!!!
Master Fox Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 Judas!!! But by me moving and excepting, sausage rolls and other sundries and the ample supply of valumptious women, would heal the differences do be it, I will sacrifice myself!!! This is not necessary Mr Singh, we will only sacrifice you as a last resort! I was trying to convert some of the dark side to come over to the heaven Swedish porn / obese lady shed loving garage building empire!
Manwell Pablo Posted 2 June 2006 Posted 2 June 2006 I know i've already said it once, but........... You can tell the football seasons over.
Knighton Matt Posted 2 June 2006 Author Posted 2 June 2006 Does Ian Marshall and Ian Ormondroyd in drag really count as a bevvy of beauties? We are a truely equal opportunities uprising
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